I don't need to be NUMBER 1 in something. As long as I am not as TRYING HARD as YOU ARE. shame… — ALYSSA Copy Share Image
Nobody ever follows the part of the instructions that says, 'Let food cool in microwave for 1 to 2 minutes.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just saw a homeless guy sleeping in a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap. It must be his alarm system. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm PALE, I wish people would see through my tough facade, I'm always there for ppl even when no one else is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That's 10 years in a row now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some of them are funny. Some of them are ridiculous. Some of them are annoying. I don't want to be one of… — Harry Styles Copy Share Image
Often when I'm shopping for kids clothes I ask if they have things in my size, which is a totally normal thing… — Laura Moses Copy Share Image
Winning BET Awards is the equivalent of getting cards with no money in them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One day you're gonna remember me and how much I loved you .. then you're gonna hate yourself for letting me go .. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I guess sometimes in life we have to deal with the hand we have been dealt. No way around it, in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I regret that I wasn't more successful with my marriages, but it is what it is. — Ted Turner Copy Share Image
That joy you feel when someone cancels plans that you didnt want to attend anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's sad when the people who gave you the best memories, become a memory. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone judges you don't hate them or step down to their level. Ignore them and brush it off otherwise judgmental people… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Close your mouth and open your eyes. You can't see how you affect others if you don't bother looking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He's not the only guy in the universe, but his the only one that matters. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The truth is I don't believe in perfection in this world, because no one has not reached it. — Sarahi Gonzalez Copy Share Image
Its Throwback Thursday on Instagram...Chicks showing us how much they fell off since High School... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
