“I had made a friend. My second one in fourteen years. I was on a roll” — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell you difference in Irag and Iran. — Alan Jackson Copy Share Image
It is a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon, 'launder' became a dirty word — William Zinsser Copy Share Image
It's funny how sometimes in a relationship you start and end the same way; STRANGERS! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Each day of the Obama presidency seems to bring a new, perversely delicious irony. — Monica Crowley Copy Share Image
So alarming watching a movie based on a book, and realizing I had been mispronouncing a main characters names wrong in my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The more we find, the more we lose. The more we know, the more we hurt. The more we care, the more… — Sheng Faltiquera Copy Share Image
A bank is a place that promises you to keep your money safe and then lends it to somebody else in order… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
If you dethrone sincerity or earnestness with irony, eventually you get, like, an equal tyrant, do you know what I mean? — Matty Healy Copy Share Image
You know the great irony is that people think you have to have money to enjoy fine food, which is a shame. — Ted Allen Copy Share Image
“Seriously? One kiss and we’re having an existential crisis? Angie, breathe. There’s no ring on your finger. Date whoever you want. Chapter… — Irina Semikop Copy Share Image
The thing that I come across is that people think that I might actually be super aggressive, want-to-fight type in real life.… — Zoe Bell Copy Share Image
Knowingly we don't have time to Help and Love people But Unknowingly we always manage to have time to Hurt them. — Sushan R Sharma Copy Share Image
“We can get you a throne with snakes. I’ll stand next to you and roar at anybody who fails to grovel. Fear… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“irony. I know nothing greater, nor more worthy of the truly great man, than the patient and expressive analysis of the ways… — Fernando Pessoa Copy Share Image
People have different ideas, emotional ideas, of what certain words mean, and they think of irony as something that's more associated with… — Jeff Koons Copy Share Image
When we think of love, we think of the happy kind of love, the kind that is the beginning of something beautiful… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In order to avoid sentimentality and to be able to write the screenplay with the kind of humor and irony necessary to… — Hirokazu Koreeda Copy Share Image
With supreme irony, the war to make the world safe for democracy ended by leaving democracy more unsafe in the world than… — James Harvey Robinson Copy Share Image
We think craft is important, and the irony has always been that horror may be disregarded by critics, but often they are… — James Wan Copy Share Image
I think, in a written novel, the way in which you play with the readers' emotion or the way in which you… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
“I cannot say much for this Monarch's Sense--Nor would I if I could, for he was a Lancastrian. I suppose you know… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
The rottenness of politics in Yugoslavia didn't come as a surprise. The main lesson is that this is a war which could… — Tony Judt Copy Share Image
We had no irony when it came to girls, though. There was just no time to develop it. One moment they weren't… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
“I worked for Miss Margaret thirty-eight years. She had her a baby girl with the colic and the only thing that stopped… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
It is an irony of medical history that even as Freud's later work would make him the progenitor of modern psychodynamic psychotherapy,… — Scott Stossel Copy Share Image
“The pig was always there staring at me, as I took off my clothes, I wondered if he could be turned on… — Lunga Noélia Izata Copy Share Image
Mirabelle replaces the absent friends with books and television mysteries of the PBS kind. The books are mostly nineteenth-century novels in which… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
“I come by my alarmism honestly. I have learned this custom over the years as I have settled into being a true… — David Rakoff Copy Share Image
Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
“Scary discovery of the day: Most people who RT @yokoono's tweets do so without irony.” — James Taranto Copy Share Image
He who laughs last thinks slowest? How do you know he isn't laughing first??? — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves. — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
