I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday and Friday is so damn close to Monday. — Mswazi Omarion Copy Share Image
“Do you not see the tragic irony in killing Rudolph to get into the Christmas parade?” — Jill S. Alexander Copy Share Image
“I know that you are deathly sick; and yet, sick as you are, not one is as sick as I.” — Sophocles Copy Share Image
By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn't believe me. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“monotony kills the heart. Ironically, monotony is what keeps the heart working.” — soumeet lanka Copy Share Image
I adore jokes. They're a theatrical contrivance, but the irony of all fiction is that you approach reality by avoiding it a… — Paul Morrissey Copy Share Image
Life is too ironic. It takes sadness to know what happiness is, noise to appreciate silence, & absence to value presence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For me, true kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. — Marcel Wanders Copy Share Image
I'm so sick of sarcasm and irony, I could kill! Sincerely, the real root of things is love and sacrifice. — Ben Foster Copy Share Image
Why sunset is more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, 'sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is too much emphasis on technical perfection nowadays, and not enough on what music is actually about - irony, joy, human… — Mstislav Rostropovich Copy Share Image
It's really sad how one day I'll seem to have everything going right. Then the next day I'll lose everything so fast. — Tumblr Copy Share Image
“...one of the roles of man is to shut his eyes and keep them shut to see if he can continue into… — Machado de Assis Copy Share Image
“The irony of life is that the child begins to become an adult when he starts to live alone and he loses… — Mark Curl Copy Share Image
It's true that what is morbid is highly valued today, and so you may think that I am only joking or that… — Czeslaw Milosz Copy Share Image
It is scary to think that those strangers you walk by in the street could one day become your closest friend. Yet… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My two souls, the socially conscious one and the lighthearted one, are always in my movies because they find a perfect habitat… — Lina Wertmuller Copy Share Image
“The robots came bearing a gift and the name of it was "Plenty." Plenty is a habit-forming drug. You do not cut… — Frederik Pohl Copy Share Image
There's a lot of situations where I feel irony involved when R&B and hip-hop is expressed in the indie worlds. There's a… — Solange Knowles Copy Share Image
“And there are many whose dullness and sameness of life is not what they wanted for their life, nor the result of… — Fernando Pessoa Copy Share Image
When or if we "quote, unquote" do not like our work, it is probably because we do not feel safe where we… — Simon Sinek Copy Share Image
“Look, Laszlo. I'll have the dentist with me, and I don't want to alarm her any more than necessary. So take Vanna… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
But mostly, I remembered what I’ve always believed. What my mom taught me. That while some things are just plain awful, most… — Katherine Applegate Copy Share Image
“My friends tell me I am strong, decisive, and wise. What a joke. Where is my strength tonight? Where is my wisdom?… — Lily Velden Copy Share Image
“They thought more before nine a.m. than most people thought all month. I remember once declining cherry pie at dinner, and Rand… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“Sooner or later, all talk among foreigners in Pyongyang turns to one imponderable subject. Do the locals really believe what they are… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
That books, a commodity little changed since Caxton's day, should have turned out to be the trailblazers of retailing on the internet… — Bryan Appleyard Copy Share Image
There was a sort of irony in the fact that these [superhero] characters - many of whom in that period, the Golden… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
I'd loved in so many bodies, but never one I loved like this. Never one that I craved in this way. Of… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
In a world where we all desire to love, it's amazing how many people are hurting. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The irony of suckas who predicted the plane land and now they wanna fly with me — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image