“How unfortunate, considering I have decided to loathe him for eternity” — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
I saw that my life was a vast glimmering empty page and I could do anything I wanted — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you get it tested and find out you're actually retarded, that would be irony.” — Erin McCahan Copy Share Image
If I were to write my title like going through the airport and you have to put down what you do? I… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
I'm the type of spiritual person that doesn't speak openly about their spirituality. Irony is probably my religion. — Jonathan Raymond Copy Share Image
One of the great ironies of my career is that people imagine me as some sort of hardcore metal guy because of… — Joe Berlinger Copy Share Image
“And she couldn't help but smile at the irony of the fact that the baddest boy in school could somehow always make… — Priscilla Glenn Copy Share Image
It's ironic when the people who say they understand what you're going through, they haven't been what you were through. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
It's funny how a single decision can change entire course of your life and it turns you into what you never wanted… — Jatin Tanwer Copy Share Image
Ironically, people tend to change their attitude towards you when you begin treating them the way they treat you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is very confusing. One day we are the happiest person in the world and tomorrow we are most lonely in the… — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
With one hand, you're selling the country out to Western multinationals. And with the other, you want to defend your borders with… — Arundhati Roy Copy Share Image
“The first thing they would do would be to open my mouth and extract the soggy ball of my handkerchief, and as… — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
Humor does not include sarcasm, invalid irony, sardonicism, innuendo, or any other form of cruelty. When these things are raised to a… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
One interesting thing about greed is that although the underlying motive is to seek satisfaction, the irony is that even after obtaining… — Dalai Lama Copy Share Image
It's funny how the one you need doesn't need you. How that one person brought out the best and the worst in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“«Such is the irony of life,» Kruppe proclaimed, raising one pastry-filled hand over his head, «that one learns to distrust the obvious,… — Steven Erikson Copy Share Image
“The phrase, ‘dollars to donuts’ came suddenly to mind. Because of the last several decades of hyperinflation, the phrase has been replaced… — Daniel Thorman Copy Share Image
As I write, I control my anxiety and anguish thanks to the invaluable aid of irony and humor. But every night I… — Enrique Vila-Matas Copy Share Image
“If I had a reader and he had read all I have written so far of my adventures, there would be certainly… — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
Contrapasso; the fortune teller spends eternity in Hell with his head facing backward; the lovers, obsessed by their lust, are forced to… — Margaret Orlenda Parangosky Copy Share Image
“For the whole earth is the tomb of famous men; not only are they commemorated by columns and inscriptions in their own… — Thucydides Copy Share Image
“It is when subjective consciousness maintains its independence of everything, that it says, 'It is I who through my educated thoughts can… — Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel Copy Share Image
Obviously cheap sentimentality isn't something any good novelist wants to traffic in, but I think it's a problem if you consider it… — Steve Erickson Copy Share Image
“The speed felt tremendous. And the bottom of the ravine was treacherous. She ought to control her mount somehow - slow it;… — Stephen R. Donaldson Copy Share Image
“When the Washington Post telephoned me at home on Valentine's Day 1989 to ask my opinion about the Ayatollah Khomeini's fatwah ,… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“This was a vagrant of sixty-five, who was going to prison for not playing the flute; or, in other words, for begging… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. — Bill Nye Copy Share Image
Cheaters want you to be loyal while they're being unfaithful. Makes sense. — Anonymous Copy Share Image