“Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?” — Petronius Copy Share Image
I find it ironic that geography majors have a hard time finding a place to work... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's amazing how clearly I can see it now. I must have been blind!:) — Rachel Copeland Copy Share Image
The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Sometimes the craziest things happen at the worst times for the best reasons. — Aj Leal Copy Share Image
Usually the person you argue with the most, is the person you love the most. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
“The irony that Simon was literally trying to run away from pussy was not lost on me.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“If I wanted to consume something that looks and tastes like dirt, I’d eat dirt,” I said, “at least dirt isn’t overpriced."… — Garrison Kelly Copy Share Image
“There are things that happen in our life but we dont want them to happen. Irony is they happen in front of… — Lovely Goyal Copy Share Image
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the… — Jessamyn West Copy Share Image
The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. — Antonin Scalia Copy Share Image
“It's a strange kind of irony. The things that affect us most are the things we can't remember" (from Swimming Upstream).” — Ruth Mancini Copy Share Image
The irony of the political rise of the plutocrats is that, like Venice's oligarchs, they threaten the system that created them. — Chrystia Freeland Copy Share Image
We live in a strange world where the poor walk miles to get food, and the rich walk miles to digest food. — Mufti Ismail Menk Copy Share Image
The irony is that [Barack] Obama was a law professor at the University of Chicago. He would, most of all, know that… — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
Pictures artists staged their own images or copied or cut out others already in existence. The viewer took them in separately, in… — Jerry Saltz Copy Share Image
“Mumbling priests swinging stick cans on their chains and even witch doctors conjuring up curses with a well-buried elephant tooth have a… — N.D. Wilson Copy Share Image
There may perhaps be a new generation of doctors horrified by lacerations, infections, women who have douched with kitchen cleanser. What an… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
Here's an irony of the history of conservatism's relationship with business and business's relationship with conservatism: 'Wall Street' used to be the… — Rick Perlstein Copy Share Image
What people adore about superhero movies is the signal quality of the Christopher Nolan films - their complete lack of irony when… — John Podhoretz Copy Share Image
Passonate, irreverent, utterly relevant, Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk offers an unforgettable portrait of a reluctant hero. Ben Fountain writes like a… — Margot Livesey Copy Share Image
“The world had been divided into … parts that sought to annihilate each other because they both desired the same thing, namely… — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
The irony is that it was tougher to rent a car from Cerberus when it owned Alamo than to buy a semi-automatic.… — Eliot Spitzer Copy Share Image
The irony is that we've seen this model work really well in Massachusetts because Gov. Romney did a good thing, working with… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
He grinned. “I was trying to remember all the deadly sins the other day,” he said. “Greed,envy, gluttony, irony, pedantry…” “I’m pretty… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Oh,” she said. “You can rest assured that I will kill him. Mostly this is to emphasize what I said before: no… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Art playing on its own disappearance and the disappearance of its object was still an art of great works. But art playing… — Jean Baudrillard Copy Share Image
There's not a lot of room for un-ironic emotion in contemporary culture. I think that irony is an important tool in dealing… — John Green Copy Share Image
The irony of multitasking is that it's exhausting: when you're doing two or three things simultaneously, you use more energy than the… — Twyla Tharp Copy Share Image
“The irony of it, is how Freemasons have been trying to create and fulfill prophecy, and in their endeavor to hide behind… — Alejandro C. Estrada Copy Share Image
“Actually—and this was where I began to feel seriously uncomfortable—some such divine claim underlay not just 'the occupation' but the whole idea… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“I've come to realize that irony is sarcasm's more intelligent older brother.” — Shawn Stern Copy Share Image
I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
The person who makes you happiest is the person who can hurt you the most. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The cruel irony of housework: people only notice when you don't do it. — Danielle Raine Copy Share Image
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