Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be dusty. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
“and their days make no story for they were good and joyful and without event” — Tanith Lee Copy Share Image
The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
Luckily, even as a young man not yet become himself, John Bridgens had two things besides indecision that kept him from self-destruction… — Dan Simmons Copy Share Image
There are a million ways to make money in the markets. The irony is that they are all very difficult to find. — Jack D. Schwager Copy Share Image
When we are young, everyone teaches us to talk and walk, but as we grow up, they tell us to shut up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It was an exquisite irony: Just when we stopped wanting to kill ourselves, we started to die. Just when we were feeling… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“Solemnity has its limits, it invites derision. But irony is corrosive, it never ends. ” — P.F. Kluge Copy Share Image
The White House has now put together a website for kids. It's a website to teach kids how to manage a budget… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“The whole damn century would've made more sense backwards. Where we ended is worse than where we began.” — Rebecca Makkai Copy Share Image
The irony of man's condition is that the deepest need is to be free of the anxiety of death and annihilation; but… — Ernest Becker Copy Share Image
Goose neck is a delicacy. You have to at least try it. In fancy restaurants people pay up to fifty dollars a… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
Rain will keep 0n p0uring,. like pr0blems.. it keeps 0n c0ming.. the thing is, what should y0u d0 then?..hide fr0m the rain?… — Megz Copy Share Image
The Academy Awards ceremony is designed to be without irony, but Chris Rock supplied it anyway with filmed movie-theater interviews with black… — Suzanne Fields Copy Share Image
I do think we've become so reliant that the phones are never out of our reach. We're always trying to stay connected… — Carly Pope Copy Share Image
For a wonderful physical tie binds the parents to the children; and - by some sad, strange irony - it does not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am obsessed with story. I had a late awakening in life. In college was the first time that I understood what… — Shane Carruth Copy Share Image
With obvious irony, many of the left-leaning privacy advocates who might cheer Apple's stand against the government's intrusion into its system, are… — Michael Wolff Copy Share Image
It is one of the great ironies of human history that some mortals with incorrect understanding of God and life's purposes sometimes… — Neal A. Maxwell Copy Share Image
It sounds strange, somewhat on the line between irony and absurdity, to think that people would rather label and judge something as… — Erin Gruwell Copy Share Image
“Wrath: look at how their folklore portrays our species. There's Dracula for Christ's sake, an evil bloodsucker who preys on the defenseless.… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
As a new president takes office and elevates global warming alarmism to official federal policy, much of America is experiencing record low… — Steven Milloy Copy Share Image
The postmodern reply to the modern consists of recognizing that the past, since it cannot really be destroyed, because its destruction leads… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
“The Emperor, you see, protects... He protects mankind, through the Legions, through the Martial corps, through the war machines of the Mechanicum.… — Dan Abnett Copy Share Image
If you make exercise your hobby instead of your enemy it becomes your friend; it's the one thing that will never let… — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
Like other magicians, Obama has chosen his distractions well. The insurance industry is currently his favorite distraction as scapegoats, after he has… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
“Maybe illusion and artifice—lies, even—are a necessary part of romance.” — Jody Gehrman Copy Share Image
“Do not pollute my perfectly acceptable figurative speech with irrelevant facts!” — Courtney Milan Copy Share Image
The greatest irony in the world is that you are so blessed and don't know it. — Esther Hicks Copy Share Image
Do something good, no one sees it...Do something embarrassing, everyone sees it... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
