I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way — John Zorn Copy Share Image
People want what they can't have and once they get it they don't want it anymore. — Muniir Zero Copy Share Image
“He had been trying to measure the distance between the earth and God.” — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
“I paid, got up, walked to the door, opened it. I heard the man say, "that guy's nuts." out on the street… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“How strange it was to think that he, who such a short time ago dared not believe in the happiness of her… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
“Haw! Haw! Inconceivable stupidity is just what you're going to get! (Brigadier-General Henry Wilson, on being challenged in 1910 about the likelihood… — Max Hastings Copy Share Image
“Everything I love: literature, irony, humor, the individual, and the defense of free expression.” — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“The great irony of motherhood is that while you sometimes long for someone else to be in charge, it is next to… — Rachel Balducci Copy Share Image
The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. — Charles J. Hitch Copy Share Image
“They say a woman's loyalty only lasts as long as it takes her to hang up and dial again.” — Kim Gatlin Copy Share Image
“Oh, I’m sorry. Did you want a fan club? You are right. I loved the movie, and you were perfect in it,… — Ani San Copy Share Image
“Looking back, retrospectively on the events of that evening, I can see the irony — the shrink whose cat ate his own… — Jacqueline Simon Gunn Copy Share Image
I'm a paradox. I want to be happy, but I think things that make me sad. I'm lazy, yet I'm ambitious. I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What I'am learning is the world laughs through its ass every day, then just lies double-time when shit goes down. It's like… — DBC Pierre Copy Share Image
The most cruel thing a person can do is to forbid someone from saying, 'I love you' to the one he loves,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With one hand, you're selling the country out to Western multinationals. And with the other, you want to defend your borders with… — Arundhati Roy Copy Share Image
“The first thing they would do would be to open my mouth and extract the soggy ball of my handkerchief, and as… — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
It is one of the strange ironies of this strange life that those who work the hardest, who subject themselves to the… — Brutus Hamilton Copy Share Image
Technologies help people achieve something greater, not to control us. People help people to be successful, not to bring us down. In… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Early in my career, a critic said that I needed to "explain" the irony in my work, suggesting that I needed to… — Cindy Sherman Copy Share Image
One of the great ironies is that the impact of the flattening world has not been to empower decentralized rural land, but… — Edward Glaeser Copy Share Image
“She had hit rock-bottom. She had given a blow job to a man who for all intents and purposes, was a bum.… — A.T. Hicks Copy Share Image
“My mind went back to that picture in the obstetrics book. A cow standing in the middle of a gleaming floor while… — James Herriot Copy Share Image
“Being a woman is worse than being a farmer there is so much harvesting and crop spraying to be done: legs to… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
I hate irony, particularly when it is used because there isn't any message or to hide that someone hasn't any story to… — Jack White Copy Share Image
The Principle of Uncertainty fixed once for all the realisation that all knowledge is limited. It is an irony of history that… — Jacob Bronowski Copy Share Image
Postmodern irony and cynicism's become an end in itself, a measure of hip sophistication and literary savvy. Few artists dare to try… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
The more you show your true love feelings, the more people find ways to hurt you. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Banker: One who lends you an umbrella on a fine day and demands it back when it rains. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can't get one unless you already have one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
