Usually,the people with the best advice are the one's with the most problems. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This human nature is shabby stuff, as you may know from introspection. — Peter De Vries Copy Share Image
Curiosity killed the cat because he wanted to know if it really had 9 lives. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
Irony is a disciplinarian feared only by those who do not know it, but cherished by those who do — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because irony has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I put something in a safe place so I won't lose it...But then forget where that safe place is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Crying wolf may have been the boy's undoing, but the true irony was that the wolves were always lurking nearby. — Wes Fesler Copy Share Image
Without a trace of irony I can say I have been blessed with brilliant enemies. I owe them a great debt, because… — E. O. Wilson Copy Share Image
Teenage…the time in life when you show your individuality by looking like everyone else.! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
“the weekly thirty minutes of sexual stress was a chronic but low-grade discomfort, like the humidity in Florida” — Jonathan Franzen Copy Share Image
I think that you can fall into bad habits with comedy... It's a tightrope to stay true to the character, true to… — Ben Kingsley Copy Share Image
There's a large strain of irony in our human affairs... Interwoven with our affairs is this wonderful spirit of irony which prevents… — Malcolm Muggeridge Copy Share Image
It may well be that we shall by a process of sublime irony have reached a state in this story where safety… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Because we can engineer genetics, because we can telecast real lives-of course we must, right? But are these good things to do?… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
I love irony in pictures. There's one photograph from Vietnam by Philip Jones Griffiths that shows a very large GI having his… — John Pilger Copy Share Image
“Christ has no body now on earth but yours, no hands but yours, no feet but yours, Yours are the eyes through… — St. Teresa of Avila Copy Share Image
Irony is the recourse of the weak-minded wimp, I think. I hate bands that deliver their songs with knowing smiles on their… — Robert Smith Copy Share Image
“Thats the irony of Josh and me, and it shames me every time I think about it. He has no family. No… — Katja Millay Copy Share Image
I think satire is a luxury of literate middle-class people. People who are well fed and relatively secure in their beds can… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
“It is extremely dangerous to encourage people to see themselves as [inherently] exceptional, whatever the motivation. There are big countries and small… — Vladimir Putin Copy Share Image
I think it's the strange irony that we make all these life choices before we're 40, because really we shouldn't make any… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
I never thought about whether film is inherently more sincere, because certainly I think if Guy Maddin had directed A Series Of… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“For you see, Captain Flint, I, too, never settle for less than what I want. Or never thought I possibly could. I’m… — Julie Anne Long Copy Share Image
Irony won't save you from anything; humour doesn't do anything at all. You can look at life ironically for years, maybe decades;… — Michel Houellebecq Copy Share Image
That's a heavy word, but picking up a newspaper every day, how can you not despair at what's happening in the world,… — Ridley Scott Copy Share Image
Just because I'm sassy and have a mouth on me doesn't mean I'm coming from a negative place. There's irony in what… — Kesha Copy Share Image
“But it was a matter of great consolation to her, that what brought evil to herself would bring good to her sister;… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“We will all be destroyed whether we like it or not. I say let's like it.” — DBC Pierre Copy Share Image
“Irony sort of reaches up and slaps you in the face sometimes, doesn’t it?” — James Patterson Copy Share Image
When you are right: No one remembers. When you are wrong: No one forgets. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I tell everyone to be strong, knowing I am the weakest person in the world. — Hemant Smarty Copy Share Image