When I was young I had no means or time, and now I have the means and time, I have no youth. — Bess Streeter Aldrich Copy Share Image
“Love, your own witch-daughter, Queen of the Mirror and the Highest Protector of Irony” — Jostein Gaarder Copy Share Image
guess they forgot to program us with any respect for authority." "well, I have a highly developed sense of irony. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Last September 16th, I was walking in downtown Seattle when this pick-up truck pulls up in front of me. Guy leans out… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
Everyone is tearing each other apart in the name of their personal god. And the irony is, by definition, they're probably worshiping… — Ridley Scott Copy Share Image
“Wouldn't it be ironic if everyone who got a radio up and running just sat around waiting for everyone else to transmit… — Patricia Hamill Copy Share Image
When was the last time you used the words 'teach me'? Maybe not since you started first grade? Here's an irony about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd rather set you free than to see you break your dreams from tryin to run after me.. — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
“For the whole earth is the tomb of famous men; not only are they commemorated by columns and inscriptions in their own… — Thucydides Copy Share Image
It is one of history's greatest ironies that, over the centuries, the pursuit of pleasure has resulted in more pain than enjoyment. — Mardy Grothe Copy Share Image
“Being a woman is worse than being a farmer there is so much harvesting and crop spraying to be done: legs to… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
Maybe the desert wisdom of the Dakotas can teach us to love anyway, to love what is dying, in the face of… — Kathleen Norris Copy Share Image
We have higher income, but less morals. We have much more food, but less nutrition. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Irony: when you fall for the person you hate most of all in the world, and when you give him your heart… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well, it'd certainly be fascinating if we discovered that gays were better at being married than heterosexuals are. Talk about irony. — Gail Collins Copy Share Image
“A nuclear test is not a nuclear test. It is an intelligence test.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
Time changes all things and cultivates even in herself an appreciation of irony, and, therefore, why shouldn't I have changed a trifle? — James Branch Cabell Copy Share Image
“The first thing they would do would be to open my mouth and extract the soggy ball of my handkerchief, and as… — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
The real marriage of true minds is for any two people to possess a sense of humor or irony pitched in exactly… — Edith Wharton Copy Share Image
Experiences that banish irony are much better for living than for writing. — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
“People often say that the English are very cold fish, very reserved, that they have a way of looking at things –… — Michel Houellebecq Copy Share Image
I've lived a lot in communist countries and they're intensely interested in money. I think they are more interested in money than… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
“You know,' she begins, 'you fellas ought to be looking after each other.' Her comment makes me realise that through the lies,… — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
