It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Its ironic that rose says to jack she wont let go, but she fucking lets go. — Ashley Copy Share Image
Because I am an Englishman I spent most of my life in a state of embarrassment. — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
For me and my entire generation, we took on this kind of sarcastic, ironic, snarkiness because it seemed the most extreme reaction… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
It is ironic that American women now need to be fortified by the inspiration of the women of the Arab Spring, who… — Tina Brown Copy Share Image
I'm not a great flyer. It's ironic, since I'm in showbiz and have to fly at least twice a week. I try… — Suzi Quatro Copy Share Image
Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones that adore us. Adore the ones who ignore us. Love the ones who hurt us.… — Will Smith Copy Share Image
I don't think there is anything more ironic than seeing a black child swinging on a jungle gym. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is ironic that a nation that has never experienced a coup d'etat should be so obsessed with the idea of conspiracy. — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
Ironic how we know that the person is going hurt us again, but we keep coming back for more. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Would you buy a book proudly stating on the cover that its reader is a dummy? Or would you think "of course… — Erik Naggum Copy Share Image
It would be difficult for a writer of realism to avoid suggesting a political/moral perspective in his or her fiction. "Politics" per… — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
I drew the last image ever of Opus at midnight while Puccini was playing and I got rather stupid. Thirty years. A… — Berkeley Breathed Copy Share Image
I gloomily came to the ironic conclusion that if you take a highly intelligent person and give them the best possible, elite… — Halton Arp Copy Share Image
Often you read something about yourself, and either you've been ironic, and that doesn't work in print, or it paraphrases something that… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
It seems particularly ironic that a church that at one stage, a long time ago, fought to redefine marriage should now be… — Andrew Solomon Copy Share Image
Qhuinn looked at each of the hoods again. How ironic, he thought. Nearly two years ago, an Honor Guard of black robes… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
You hear a lot of rap songs about spending money. I thought, wouldn't it be funny to make a song about saving… — Lil Dicky Copy Share Image
It does seem quite ironic to me that the very people who clearly have made no attempt to think for themselves are… — Pat Condell Copy Share Image
The ironic factor that is between the Houthis and al-Qaida, that is, they both have strong anti-American sentiment. For example, the slogan… — Safa Al Ahmad Copy Share Image
“Ive learnt the most about myself through the people and places i no longer visit, such an ironic exprience. The greatest lessons… — Nikki Rowe Copy Share Image
King Arthur is profoundly stupid and inept.. then there's Clive Owen, rising above it all. Aloof yet watchful, the actor cultivates an… — David Edelstein Copy Share Image
My mate Karl once told me he’d been looking after this five-year-old boy who – not knowing enough to have an ironic… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
“But mostly, I remembered what I’ve always believed. What my mom taught me. That while some things are just plain awful, most… — Katherine Applegate Copy Share Image
My own terror of appearing sentimental is so strong that I’ve decided to fight against it, some; but the terror is still… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
Irony is a disciplinarian feared only by those who do not know it, but cherished by those who do. He who does… — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
In an ironic sense, Karl Marx was right. We are witnessing today a great revolutionary crisis, a crisis where the demands of… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
“He was still furious at Quinn, but they were—literally—all in the same boat now.” — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
I know it might be kind of ironic, but I like funny films and documentaries. — Danny Lloyd Copy Share Image