Its ironic when someone says 'ill always be there for you' always leave first. — Stay Strong Copy Share Image
If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others. — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
“She has been dreading tomorrow ever since it happened the first time.” — Tom Rachman Copy Share Image
Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
The most dangerous irony is, people are angry with others because of their own incompetence. — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Rejection is, of course, part of any successful model's career, as ironic as that sounds. It's how you pick yourself up and… — Erin O'Connor Copy Share Image
I find it ironic that the girls who always complain about not being treated like a lady are the ones who never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn't there… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
“My little girl, oh, the daughter I never had. Now tell me, angel, are you fucking anybody new?” — Michael Cunningham Copy Share Image
Nobody can tell what I suffer! But it is always so. Those who do not complain are never pitied. — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
I don't like the ironic tone that our pop culture, in the world, has taken. Everything is 'ironic.' Everything is 'cool.' — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
“They piled into Irene's Festiva, a car that won the award for most ironic distance between name and driving experience.” — Daryl Gregory Copy Share Image
It is ironic that in the same year we celebrate the 50th anniversary of the discovery of DNA, some would have us… — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
Running a successful, growing company in Silicon Valley can create an ironic sort of depression and delusion. The better you're doing, the… — David Ulevitch Copy Share Image
“This life is ironic: for it takes pain to discover pleasure; it takes sadness to know happiness; it takes war to value… — Emmanuel Aghado Copy Share Image
Usually when I put my focus on the pacing, the plot, the specific characterizations, - it's ironic - but then I actually… — Christopher Rice Copy Share Image
I find it so ironic that all you do, for the earliest part of your life, is try to be like everybody… — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
“My mother was an angel,” I blurted. “A guardian angel.” Kaidan began to chuckle. “What's so funny?” I asked. “You. You're a… — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
“It is somewhat ironic to have us so deeply disturbed over a program where race is an element of consciousness, and yet… — Harry A. Blackmun Copy Share Image
It's quite ironic I suppose, it's that thing about being in a group when you all start out as friends and then… — Peter Hook Copy Share Image
I could vanish the silk better than Ben Vereen - that was for sure. So I think maybe they said, "Okay, maybe… — David Copperfield Copy Share Image
The issue of religious liberty is absolutely critical. America was founded on three different types of liberty: political liberty, economic liberty, and… — Dinesh D'Souza Copy Share Image
I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic…That unknown was once very well known. It's where… — Jim Morrison Copy Share Image
Our weapons are the ironic mind against the literal: the open mind against the credulous; the courageous pursuit of truth against the… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
My mate Karl once told me he’d been looking after this five-year-old boy who – not knowing enough to have an ironic… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
“But mostly, I remembered what I’ve always believed. What my mom taught me. That while some things are just plain awful, most… — Katherine Applegate Copy Share Image
My own terror of appearing sentimental is so strong that I’ve decided to fight against it, some; but the terror is still… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
Irony is a disciplinarian feared only by those who do not know it, but cherished by those who do. He who does… — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
“It's ironic that I'd use you for my wingman, when I want to fuck you more than any of the women here.” — R.K. Lilley Copy Share Image
“Would you prefer to die and become one of us, or become one of us and then die...? Take your pick.” — Yuyuko Saigyouji Copy Share Image
I just want to be master of my own time. It is ironic that someone in the watch business should not be… — Johann Rupert Copy Share Image
“How ironic it was that mortals, who had the least time of all, were willing to waste so much of it away… — Tananarive Due Copy Share Image
Just saw a t-shirt at the gym said, body by torture. That's a lot less ironic if you're a political prisoner in… — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
You guys know the way I play. And what's so ironic is, KG is the same way. I'm looking at him in… — Latrell Sprewell Copy Share Image
Life is so ironic to understand fully, it takes sadness to know what is happiness. noise to distinguish silent and a broken… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of ironic. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image