“He held the door open for me and I walked past him, leaving my conscience on the porch. It curled up next… — Janice Hardy Copy Share Image
It's so ironic that you often hear these right-wing people talking about the Constitution. — George Saunders Copy Share Image
We become lost in being everywhere but here and now, and the ironic part is that the present is the only place… — Renee Marino Copy Share Image
But I have told the truth. Isn't that ironic? They sent me because I am so good at telling lies. But I… — Elizabeth Wein Copy Share Image
It is so ironic that we always order for a hot soup yet we eat it when it's already cold. — Vic Patrice Copy Share Image
It's ironic that the Bible belt is the killing belt - Texas, Florida, Alabama, Virginia, and so forth, Georgia. Chief executioners. — Joseph Lowery Copy Share Image
The ironic humor comes from the distance between what we understand about ourselves and what is truly going on in ourselves. — Robert Olen Butler Copy Share Image
It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
As you may have heard, former President Bill Clinton says he's coming here to California to help Governor Gray Davis in his… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
What I found most ironic is that the safest part for us as journalists was during the actual war. Back then, during… — Yaroslav Trofimov Copy Share Image
This is why being a helicopter pilot is so different from being an airplane pilot, and why in generality, airplane pilots are… — Harry Reasoner Copy Share Image
I myself identify as a recovering Blockhead. You'd be surprised how many twenty- and thirty-something hipster chicks have the NKOTB skeleton in… — Diablo Cody Copy Share Image
If two baseball players from the same hometown, on different teams, receive the same uniform number, it is not ironic. It is… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Cats of all kinds weave in and out of the text; Burroughs has clearly taken to them in a big way in… — Angela Carter Copy Share Image
It would have been so perfectly ironic if I had been killed by the dog, because I was petting a dog who… — Pam Houston Copy Share Image
Thai society rarely attempts to control literature in the same way that it vigilantly polices visual art. It's ironic because people in… — Araya Rasdjarmrearnsook Copy Share Image
Pertaining to a certain order of architecture, otherwise known as Normal American. Most of the public buildings of the United States are… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“Irony was new to her and tasted oddly good, like a previously unavailable summer fruit. Soon, she and the rest of them… — Meg Wolitzer Copy Share Image
It's ironic that we've built the beauty world around 20-year-olds, when they have no f - kin' concept about wisdom, what life… — Charlize Theron Copy Share Image
Which is mightily ironic since one of the most common criticisms of American women novelists (it's a load of crap but it… — Lidia Yuknavitch Copy Share Image
“I was too hard to decide just what she hated most about [Kyleren]. There were so many thing. She hated his humor.… — Amanda Gerry Copy Share Image
teenagers are never joking. when seeking to prove a point, principals and teachers should remember that teenagers are never, ever sarcasic or… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do not think there is such a thing as a "clash of civilizations." When I say that Muslims as Muslims cannot… — Talal Asad Copy Share Image
It's ironic how we ignore those who want us, want those who ignore us, love those who hurt us, and hurt those… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish to have as my epitaph: 'Here lies a man who was wise enough to bring into his service men who… — Andrew Carnegie Copy Share Image
The humor is the sort born of ironic necessity; they use it to salve the wounds in insensitity. — Leah Hager Cohen Copy Share Image
Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is, noise to appreciate silence, and absence to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Prison is the only form of public housing that the government has truly invested in over the past 5 decades — Marc Lamont Hill Copy Share Image
“the ironic point of view is sometimes the only legitimate way to interpret the reality we live in.” — Siri Hustvedt Copy Share Image
It's ironic how the more Pringles you eat, the less able you are to fit your hand into the can. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ironic people always dissolve when confronted with earnestness, it's their kryptonite — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
Rock is ironic in that, up to a certain point, you can get better and better at it if you don't mind… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
All guys favorite lines are my mom said I can't date .When they are to scared to break up wit you .ironic. — Miranda Copy Share Image
Knee-Jerk Irony: The tendency to make flippant ironic comments as a reflexive matter of course in everyday conversation. — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
“Wouldn't it be ironic if everyone who got a radio up and running just sat around waiting for everyone else to transmit… — Patricia Hamill Copy Share Image
Never make your girlfriend crying cause it will be ironic if someone else wipe her tears — Alvin Copy Share Image
Its ironic how the most damaged people have the ability to make someone feel better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What is your advice to young writers?” “Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
It is unfortunate we can't buy many business executives for what they are worth and sell them for what they think they… — Malcolm Forbes Copy Share Image
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