You can always tell who went to catholic school, because they're atheists. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
The passive ironic attitude is not cool or romantic, but pathetic and destructive. — Robert Greene Copy Share Image
Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'? — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Isn't it ironic that the only person who can make you really happy is the same person who makes you sad and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's ironic, I used to ride my bike to make a living. Now I just want to live so that I can… — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
Life is ironic Sometimes I look up at the night sky and think, how come your my whole universe to me but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's so ironic. The people in my life who say, 'I'm always going to be here for you.' are the ones that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
By my reckoning, I only need about 200 more takeout coffee cups to complete my bitterly ironic mosaic of Al Gore. — Merlin Mann Copy Share Image
I think it's ironic that I fell in love with a man I thought I would never be interested in because he's… — Jessica Simpson Copy Share Image
“It strikes me as horribly ironic that you apparently need a Fairy Godmother to properly manage your courtship of a Fairy Godmother.” — Jenniffer Wardell Copy Share Image
Ironic," Betty Lou said at last. "The cereus insists on sunlight---that's why it must be at the end of the yard. And… — Jerry Spinelli Copy Share Image
It is ironic that a movement that made its reputation championing the irrelevance of biological differences when those differences were to most… — Warren Farrell Copy Share Image
What an ironic tragedy that an affluent, “Christian” minority in the world continues to hoard its wealth while hundreds of millions of… — Ronald J. Sider Copy Share Image
It might be a good idea if the various countries of the world would occasionally swap history books, just to see what… — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
I've never met or spoken to David Lee Roth, yet it's rather ironic that even he's saying Eddie's lying about things. I'm… — Sammy Hagar Copy Share Image
I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
It's kind of ironic that the two sports with the greatest characters, boxing and horse racing, have both been on the decline.… — Dick Schaap Copy Share Image
“People are ruined by challenged economic lives. But they are ruined by wealth as well because they lose their ambition and they… — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
One ironic thing is that although (the Soviet Union) was one of the most oppressive systems, with no respect for the individual,… — Gabe Polsky Copy Share Image
But mostly, I remembered what I’ve always believed. What my mom taught me. That while some things are just plain awful, most… — Katherine Applegate Copy Share Image
“That Fan did not see any of this is not so ironic, for all along her journey we’ve observed more of her… — Chang-rae Lee Copy Share Image
What a gulf between impression and expression! That’s our ironic fate—to have Shakespearean feelings and (unless by some billion-to-one chance we happen… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
“They thought more before nine a.m. than most people thought all month. I remember once declining cherry pie at dinner, and Rand… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“Before I only wanted to change the world. I still want that, but it was ironic how I never wanted to change… — Viet Thanh Nguyen Copy Share Image
I sip my coffee. I look at the mountain, which is still doing its tricks, as you look at a still-beautiful face… — Annie Dillard Copy Share Image
I made the first 'Blumen' picture after looking at Robert Mapplethorpe's Pictures book. I was struck by how much freedom Mapplethorpe was… — Collier Schorr Copy Share Image
“Ironic that those most holy are least likely to see themselves that way.” — Mark Buchanan Copy Share Image
It is an ironic habit of human beings to run faster when we have lost our way. — Rollo May Copy Share Image
There's something I find very satisfying about a nice ironic twist. — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!” — Dee Dee Ramone Copy Share Image
