Invest your money safely. Avoid the risky lure of spectacular returns; go for an investment that cannot lose its value. This is why I have put all my spare cash into buying not shares, but thousands of penny chews. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
Seeing a full room of punters queuing for my show is always heartening. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
All kids should vote - it gives them the opportunity to whinge afterwards because you can't complain if you haven't voted. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
When I phoned up and said, 'Mum, I'm doing a 52-date national tour with Eddie Izzard,' she said 'That's nice, dear. How are you?' — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
I got heckled by a woman, and my riposte fixed upon her unfortunate hair texture, only for her to remove her wig and reveal… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
Because it's such a good car, I think we'll have a Multipla till the kids leave home, which is tragic because I could probably… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
Where I live in south London, it is a very Tory area, so a Labour vote is a wasted vote. My leanings would certainly… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
Growing up, I was always enthralled by Ronnie Barker. He made my dad howl with laughter, which always intrigued me, and he had the… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
Edinburgh is the most pressurised environment to do comedy. You get an hour. There's no compere. You'd better be on the money straight away;… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
My Fiat Multipla is bright green - it looks like a frog. I look like a monkey, so between the two of us, we… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
I've been recognised in garages. I'll be paying for my petrol, and I'll see this guy looking at me, thinking, 'Is it him?' Then… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
I have tried many times to write a TV sitcom - with little success. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
The garden is something I always try to get into, but it always beats me. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
