“TV cookery is very like internet porn - the overwhelming majority of its audience will never ever get to act out what's happening on screen.” — skint foodie Copy Share Image
“If God had created celery, it would only have two stalks, because that's the most that almost any recipe ever calls for.” — skint foodie Copy Share Image
“TV cookery is very like internet porn - the overwhelming majority of its audience will never ever get to act out what's happening on… — skint foodie Copy Share Image
