Insults Quotes by Anonymous · Page 2

I dont even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. Ive got the perfect definition standing right in front…

— Anonymous

Once you learn how to close your mouth, maybe you can work on those legs.

— Anonymous

Don't like my sarcasm ? Well I don't like your stupidity.

— Anonymous

Id explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

— Anonymous

I can not stop myself from telling my haters that awesome ends with ME and ugly starts with U.

— Anonymous

Don't stand too close to the fire, plastic melts BITCH.

— Anonymous

Sometimes I wonder if your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth.

— Anonymous

Hey hoe, I brought you a to-go box, since you been screwin' my leftovers.

— Anonymous

The only way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you can't ignore it, then top it. If you can't…

— Anonymous

Youre like the first slice of bread in the bag. Everyone touches you, but nobody really want you.

— Anonymous

You are so old you dream in black and white!..

— Anonymous

If I want your opinion, Ill ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

— Anonymous

I'm no gynecologist, but I sure know a cunt when I see one.

— Anonymous

Its not that Im insensitive, I just dont care!..

— Anonymous

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldnt have given you worse advice.

— Anonymous

Life is full of disappointments and one of them is YOU!..

— Anonymous

Save your skin from the corrosive acids from the mouths of toxic people. Someone who just helped you to speak evil about…

— Anonymous

If ugliness was measured in bricks, you would be the great wall of China.

— Anonymous

When you call a girl ugly or over weight she will always have second thoughts about herself. She would feel so insecure…

— Anonymous

I don't have to insult you, your face speaks for itself.

— Anonymous

Im not saying you're a slut, I'm just saying you've put more balls in your mouth than hungry hungry hippo.

— Anonymous

You spread gossip as much as you spread your legs.

— Anonymous

You insult me: I can handle it. You insult my best friend: I'm going to break your face.

— Anonymous

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cabBITCH.

— Anonymous

I'm not saying she's a slut but whenever she eats a banana in public, she puts one hand behind her head.

— Anonymous

I hear you are kind to animals, so give that gorilla his face back!..

— Anonymous

Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize!..

— Anonymous

You must've been born on a highway because that is where most accidents happen.

— Anonymous

Youre so fat that when you went to the beach, you were the only one who got tanned!..

— Anonymous

If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want you to know from the bottom of my heart that I…

— Anonymous

Make someone happy, mind your own bloody business!..

— Anonymous

I wont insult your intelligence; its pretty obvious you dont possess any!..

— Anonymous

Bitch please. You're as useless as the G in Lasagna.

— Anonymous

Girl please, your hair straightneris hotter than you.

— Anonymous

I didn't say you were a slut...I just implied that you don't sleep in your own bed too often.

— Anonymous

Havent I seen you some place before? Yeah, thats why I dont go there anymore!..

— Anonymous

Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

— Anonymous

Were you dropped on your headwhen you were younger? Yeah, in a pool of sexy.

— Anonymous

They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, Ill just leave you alone on this one!..

— Anonymous

The most exercise you get is running your mouth, jumping to conclusions, and pushing your luck.

— Anonymous