How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and Ill get back to you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It takes a million compliments to build you up, but one insult to send it all crashing down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry, honey. Sarcasm falls from my mouth as easily as stupidity falls from yours... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who starts a sentence With all due respect...is about to insult you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont flatter yourself, honey. The only fan you have is on the ceiling!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never insult those who are Poor or Ugly,They are the reason YOU look rich and good! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Keep on criticizing, insulting and judging other people, someday, someone will do the same to you. Karma exists. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A rather painful aspect of using an unknown language is that you dont even realize that you've offended someone unknowingly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have never understood why your head is so big. I mean there is nothing in there!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was kid, 'You're not invited to my party.' was the worst insult ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Quick to judge quick to anger slow to understand ignorance and fear walk hand in hand... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image