Insult Quotes · Page 13

I will always cherish the initial misconception I had about you.

— Anonymous

When I was kid, 'You're not invited to my party.' was the worst insult ever.

— Anonymous

If you ever need a friend, you'll have to get a dog.

— Anonymous

I don't hate you I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.

— Anonymous

I don't like yelling insults at someone who's never done anything to me.

— Gillian Jacobs

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

— Russell Lynes

Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.

— Neil Gaiman

Irony is an insult conveyed in the form of a compliment.

— Anonymous

“I tell you, one more insult and I’ll take his curling tongs and ram them so far up his arse he’ll be…

— David Gemmell

“Don't fool yourself, my dear. You're much worse than a bitch. You're a saint. Which shows why saints are dangerous and undesirable.”

— Ayn Rand

There is nothing that people bear more impatiently, or forgive less, than contempt: and an injury is much sooner forgotten than an…

— Anonymous

I haven't ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult.

— Dick Cavett

'The Satanic Verses' was denied the ordinary life of a novel. It became something smaller and uglier: an insult.

— Salman Rushdie

“Insult, like many such feelings, is experienced in the soul of the person addressed; it is not something that can be granted…

— Iain M. Banks

That annoying moment when you insult a guy and they have the nerve to copy you back in a higher voice.

— Anonymous

A woman who doesn't care what men think of her - ah, this is dangerous. This is the worst conceivable insult to…

— Martha Shelley

Here in the United States, when the term "fascist" gets used, it's either talking about other countries, ancient history or it's used…

— Rachel Maddow

Imagine going to the holy land in Israel, whether you're a Christian or a Jew or a Muslim, and start carving up…

— Russell Means

Who controls the images? Ultimately, we don't control the images. This is the minimum we're allowed to ask for: we don't get…

— Hari Kondabolu

If we empower ourselves with responsibility over our actions, responsibility over our destinies and responsibility for directing and maintaining and creating our…

— Stephen Fry

He's my father married to my sister. That makes me his son and his brother-in-law. That is such a moral transgression... I…

— Ronan Farrow

“Players they will make deals with. Little people they liquidate. And time and again they cream your liquidation, your displacement, your torture…

— Richard K. Morgan

Wear a gun to someone else's house, you're saying, 'I'll defend this home as if it were my own.' When your guests…

— L. Neil Smith

I wanted to wear the most impenetrable suit of armour ever known to mankind. 'Hello, Mr. Rotten...' You can't say anything about…

— John Lydon

As it is the nature of a kite to devour little birds, so it is the nature of some minds to insult…

— Henry Fielding

Listen carefully to me. Despite popular belief to the contrary, there is absolutely no power in intention...There is no difference in the…

— Andy Andrews

“Every Forsaken in a mile radius can probably hear you. You’re just asking for trouble if you two don’t stop whipping out…

— Laura Kreitzer

“You big ugly. You too empty. You desert with your nothing nothing nothing. You scorched suntanned. Old too quickly. Acres of suburbs…

— Ania Walwicz

The meek are positive and often colorful characters. They are not self-assertive nor self-seeking, to be sure, but rather they are unselfish…

— V. Raymond Edman

“That book of [Melancthon], to my mind, deserves not merely to live as long as books are read, but to take its…

— Martin Luther

Insults from an adolescent daughter are more painful, because they are seen as coming not from a child who lashes out impulsively,who…

— Terri E Apter

“You yourself are indeed God but just look at Your state! You are indeed God but look at how many problems You…

— Dada Bhagwan

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

— Anonymous

There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford.

— John Bradford

If I found Yoko Ono floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.

— Joan Rivers

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

Even a hare, the weakest of animals, may insult a dead lion.

— Aesop

Me, getting smart with you? How would you know?

— Anonymous

I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain.

— Matt Groening

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

— Nikhil Saluja