Instagramming Annoying Quotes by David Burtka

My kids are crazy eaters. They have incredible palates.

— David Burtka

Sometimes funerals can be good. It reunites you with your cousins you haven't seen in a while.

— David Burtka

I think there's something to be said for being at home with your family and having all the things you like around you. I…

— David Burtka

I always have poached shrimp and blanched vegetables on hand.

— David Burtka

I'm happy ever since stepping back to New York.

— David Burtka

I don't love being thought of as Neil's barnacle. It's a strange shadow to follow.

— David Burtka

I'm a chef, so I really like knowing where my food is coming from.

— David Burtka

I'm emotional, so if I see something I like, that's it, and I want it.

— David Burtka

The first three years was our honeymoon period. Then you settle into the relationship, and it morphs into just living, breathing. It becomes more…

— David Burtka

Neil and I have always been big fans of drag, emerging theater, and anything that is really 'out there' in terms of performance.

— David Burtka

Room service is a hard thing to pay for. That's, like, oatmeal for $12? That makes me mad.

— David Burtka

It's been a long road. A humble Dearborn beginning. Secretary mom, dad teaching handicapped children. Working for what they had. Eventually, I moved to…

— David Burtka