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48 Inspirational quotes by Prince Philip

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I suppose I'd get in trouble if I were to melt them down.

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I've never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.

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It's a vast waste of space.

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Do you work in a strip club?

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You ARE a woman, aren't you?

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This could only happen in a technical college.

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If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.

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Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then?

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There's a lot of your family in tonight.

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The French don't know how to cook breakfast.

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So who's on drugs here?... HE looks as if he's on drugs.

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You managed not to get eaten then?

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They have eating dogs for the anorexic now.

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Aren't most of you descended from pirates?

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We don't come here for our health.

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The bastards murdered half my family

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I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.

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As so often happens, I discover that it would have been better to keep my mouth shut.

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There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?

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No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.

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Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!

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Do people trip over you?

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Are you running away from something?

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I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

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The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.

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Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.

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All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.

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You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

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Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.

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Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.

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We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.

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Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?

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And what exotic part of the world do you come from?

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In the end we must, I think, somehow conclude that they have as much right to this planet as we have.

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Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

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