In-laws Quotes · Page 3

The mother of a trophy wife is not automatically a trophy mother-in-law.

— John Grisham

We’re looking for good lawsuits that will establish the interests of animals as a legitimate area of concern in law.

— Ingrid Newkirk

I believe that he who has less in life should have more in law.

— Ramon Magsaysay

The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law.

— Benjamin Walker

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

— George Carlin

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.

— Henny Youngman

Living with your in-laws is unusual, but it doesn't bother me.

— Frankie Bridge

Arranged Marriages don't always have to be risky. Get to know your future in-laws. She's bound to be like one of them.

— Siddharth Katragadda

Barack Obama's mother-in-law might be moving into the White House with him. Joe Biden was right. Hostile forces will test him in…

— Jay Leno

I look at an audience kind of like meeting my in-laws for the first time. You want to be yourself, but you…

— B. B. King

Henry Ford didn't just create a cheap way of getting away from your in-laws; he basically understood that there was something in…

— Richard Rodriguez

Rights are not a matter of numbers - and there can be no such thing, in law or in morality, as actions…

— Ayn Rand

Death is my son-in-law. Death is my heir. My daughter he hath wedded. I will die, And leave him all. Life, living,…

— William Shakespeare

With a body like he has, I want him to be a bully. But he is too nice - he is perfect…

— Graeme Souness

Please be peaceful. We believe in law and order. We are not advocating violence, I want you to love your enemies... for…

— Martin Luther King, Jr

I started in law school in '71 and graduated in '74. So I was training for the Olympics, running or averaging around…

— Frank Shorter

As I grew a little bit older and got interested in law, I read that Clarence Darrow didn't believe in the Bible…

— Madalyn Murray O'Hair

The absence of marriages will result in all kinds of financial burdens that gay people wouldn't face if they could get married.…

— Andrew Solomon

The smartest thing I did in law school: asking my future wife to go out dancing with me. The smartest thing I…

— Ben Fountain

The United States, or the American Republic, has a mission, and is chosen of God for the realization of a great idea.…

— Orestes Brownson

"Hit it with the back of your left hand" was the first swing thought I ever heard, brusquely bu not unlovingly put…

— John Updike

I think that was going on with bands like The Strokes was that the idea of the band, a real band, was…

— James Mercer

I know so well what becomes of unmarried women who aren't prepared to occupy a position. I've seen such pitiful cases in…

— Tennessee Williams

I don't think the law exists to arrive at the truth. If it did, we wouldn't have exclusionary rules, we wouldn't have…

— Alan Dershowitz

“Here, this is for you," the girl said, holding out one of the pages on which she'd been drawing. "Oh, I... well,…

— Tracy Anne Warren

Sometimes I think the people to feel the saddest for are people who are unable to connect with the profound—people such as…

— Douglas Coupland

I am not an advocate for frequent changes in laws and Constitutions. But laws and institutions must go hand in hand with…

— Thomas Jefferson

Laws and Institutions Must Go Hand in Hand with the Progress of the Human Mind.

— Francis Bacon

I never thought that the long haired, bearded guy I married in law school would end up being President.

— Hillary Clinton

I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it.

— Les Dawson

Behind every successful person, stands a very successful mother-in-law.

— Lou Holtz

The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig.

— Les Dawson

Interfering, judgmental, and disrespectful mothers-in-law are common complaints.

— Emily Yoffe

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.

— Les Dawson

Donald Trump places great faith in his son-in-law Jared Kushner.

— Steve Inskeep

My in-laws are from Bhagalpur district in Bihar and they are great devotees of Hanuman.

— Amrapali Gupta

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.

— Milton Berle

In law school they teach you that everything is a contract; well, in poetry everything is a narrative.

— Nikki Giovanni

A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though.

— Vladimir Zhirinovsky

Let those who drink not, but austerely dine, dry up in law; the Muses smell of wine.

— Horace