“What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The present is the closest that you will ever get to the future.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Time is an illusion we suffer from whenever we are not practicing mindfulness.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some people aren’t really light-teethed; they’re merely dark-skinned.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Tomorrow is like 'there.' Once you get 'there,' it is called 'here.' So, technically, life is a set of Todays.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A promotion is an illusionary solution out of an indebted employee’s pit of debt.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To lose weight, spend time at the gym. To appear like you’ve lost weight, spend time with people who are bigger than… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A push-up bra is to a woman’s chest … what 'breathing-in' is to a man’s stomach.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Absolute freedom is an illusion. For while an employed man might be free from starvation, he is a slave to his employer's… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Salesmanship is usually the art of making it the prospect’s problem, the salesperson’s need or desire to earn money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one’s keyboard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
