If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done? — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
If I weren't a Christian Scientist, and I saw "Trog" advertised on a marquee across the street, I'd think I'd contemplate suicide. — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
I used to wash my hands every ten minutes. I couldn't step out of the house unless I had gloves on. I… — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
If you start watching the oldies, you're in trouble. I feel ancient if "Grand Hotel" or "The Bride Wore Red" comes on.… — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
I had read the criticisms of me and my movies and they were discerning. They said that Crawford needs a new deal,… — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
Nobody can imitate me. You can always see impersonations of Katharine Hepburn and Marilyn Monroe. But not me. Because I've always drawn on myself… — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
Of all the actresses ... to me, only Faye Dunaway has the talent and the class and the courage it takes to make a… — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst. — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
I think the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser. — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
If you've earned a position, be proud of it. Don't hide it. I want to be recognized. When I hear people say, 'There's Joan… — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
[To the mother of two unruly children in a restaurant after the woman said she really didn't know what to do with her children:]… — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
It is my intention to make no provision herein for my son Christopher or my daughter Christina for reasons which are well known to… — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
“I find suggestion a hell of a lot more provocative than explicit detail. You didn't see Clark[Gable] and Vivien[leigh] rolling around in bed in… — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
I remember most clearly when a teenage Christopher spat in my face. He said, "I hate you". It's pretty hard to overlook that. I… — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
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![“I find suggestion a hell of a lot more provocative than explicit detail. You didn't see Clark[Gable] and Vivien[leigh] rolling around in bed in Gone With The Wind, but you saw that shit eating grin on her face the next morning and you knew damned well she'd gotten properly laid.” quote by Joan Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d95/joan-crawford-9168_gone-with-the-wind_i-find-suggestion-a-hell-of-a-lot-more-p_604564.jpg)
