If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate. — Diogenes Copy Share Image
No man is hurt but by himself. ...Literally by how he interprets what happens to him. If he focusses on how it… — Diogenes Copy Share Image
Solon used to say that speech was the image of actions; . . . that laws were like cobwebs, - for that… — Diogenes Copy Share Image
When asked what was the proper time for supper: If you are a rich man, whenever you please; and if you are… — Diogenes Copy Share Image
If you are to be kept right, you must possess either good friends or red-hot enemies. The one will warn you, the… — Diogenes Copy Share Image
If your cloak was a gift, I appreciate it; if it was a loan, I'm not through with it yet. — Diogenes Copy Share Image
When Alexander the Great addressed him with greetings, and asked if he wanted anything, Diogenes replied "Yes, stand a little out of… — Diogenes Copy Share Image
If I lack awareness, then why should I care what happens to me when I am dead? — Diogenes Copy Share Image
Perdiccas threatened to put him to death unless he came to him, "That's nothing wonderful," Diogenes said, "for a beetle or a tarantula would… — Diogenes Copy Share Image
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate. — Diogenes Copy Share Image
“And at last, becoming a complete misanthrope, he used to live, spending his time in walking about the mountains; feeding on grasses and plants,… — Diogenes Copy Share Image
I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels. — Diogenes Copy Share Image
To become self-educated you should condemn yourself for all those things that you would criticize others. — Diogenes Copy Share Image
