I always say this: If you a dude texts you after 2 a.m. and you reply, then you will never get called at 8 p.m. He won't take you serious. — Damien Lemon Copy Share Image
If you had a man when I was your friend and then we started hooking up and you broke up with your boyfriend, so now we're together and you have a new male friend? I'm going to look at you… — Damien Lemon Copy Share Image
What I've learned is that love is made up of three ingredients: consideration, spontaneity, and [whispers] oral sex for guys and women. — Damien Lemon Copy Share Image
I always say this: If you a dude texts you after 2 a.m. and you reply, then you will never get called at 8… — Damien Lemon Copy Share Image
I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. It gets in the way of Black History Month. Cupid didn't free any slaves. — Damien Lemon Copy Share Image
If you had a man when I was your friend and then we started hooking up and you broke up with your boyfriend, so… — Damien Lemon Copy Share Image
Love is to be cherished because you're lucky to feel it even once in your life. — Damien Lemon Copy Share Image
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