Liberals don't have to emerge from the hot tub and start attending NASCAR races or - God forbid - church, but it… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
If you attack Ann Coulter, you don't end up with your cat killed or your tires slashed. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
If any other religious cult knew so few basic facts about its own seminal beliefs as the liberal cult does about Joe… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
If you don't hate Clinton and the people who labored to keep him in office, you don't love your country. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Anorexics never have boyfriends. ... That's one way to know you don't have anorexia, if you have a boyfriend. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
If I'm going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I'll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
If Hitler hadn't turned against their beloved Stalin, liberals would have stuck by him, too. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
If you attack the Clintons publicly, make sure all your friends know that you are not planning suicide, that you're not careless… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Fundamentalist Muslim terrorists kill three thousand Americans, but America isn't supposed to respond, because if we respond, they'll respond. We always hear… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Only a war that serves no conceivable national interest gets the New York Time's endorsement. Liberals warm to the idea of American… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
I never sought to be a pundit, or on TV, or a writer-it just kind of came to me. If you just… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
If liberals were prevented from ever again calling Republicans dumb, they would be robbed of half their arguments. To be sure, they… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
If liberals think Iraqis are genetically incapable of pulling off even the most rudimentary form of democracy, why do they believe 50… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Six imams removed from a US Airways flight from Minneapolis to Phoenix are calling on Muslims to boycott the airline. If only… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Almost everything wrong with our health care system comes from government interference with the free market. If the health care system is… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Either we're removing a dictator who currently has plans to fund terrorism against American citizens or -- if Bush is completely wrong… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
The most dangerous action a woman can take when faced with a criminal is to resist with her fists: That tends to… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
If it were true that conservatives were racist, sexist, homophobic, fascist, stupid, inflexible, angry, and self-righteous, shouldn't their arguments be easy to… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Looking at the line-up of speakers at the (Democratic National) Convention, I have developed the 7-11 challenge: I will quit making fun… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Marriage is under attack from so many different areas. There should be benefits associated with married people. Life is unfair. Maybe you… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
If you can somehow force a liberal into a point-counterpoint argument, his retorts will bear no relation to what you’ve said -… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Why don't Republicans spend all their airtime attacking the media for lying about what Obama's amnesty does and what the Democrats are… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Liberals don't care. Their approach is to rip out society's foundations without asking if they serve any purpose. Why do we have… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
If we had complete knowledge, you wouldn't need any intelligence gathering whatsoever. The president isn't god. We do have intelligence gathering. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Press passes can't be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
If you want to find the cool, anti-establishment rebels who don't answer to The Man on college campuses today, you have to… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
I'm sure there are people who consider themselves Democrats, maybe even liberals, who are good Christians, but if so I do not… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out that you… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Liberals are more upset when a tree is chopped down than when a child is aborted. Even if one rates an unborn… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
One recent menu for suspected terrorists at Guantanamo consisted of orange glazed chicken, fresh fruit crepe, steamed peas and mushrooms, and rice… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
In the history of the nation, there has never been a political party so ridiculous as today's Democrats. It's as if all… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
If colleges wanted to admit only legacies, or only tuba players, or only people who got astonishingly low SAT scores ' to… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
If Americans loved judicial activism, liberals wouldn't be lying about what it is. Judicial activism means making up constitutional rights in order… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
In response to skyrocketing gas prices, liberals say, practically in unison, 'We can't drill our way out of this crisis.' What does… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
If those kids had been carrying guns they would have gunned down this one gunman... Don't pray. Learn to use guns. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
For decades now, [Fuller] Torrey has been warning America what would happen if the dangerously mentally ill were deinstitutionalized, and it's all… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
When a feminist as strident as Garofalo is defending the Hussein regime, you have to wonder if her newfound sobriety has hit… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
If liberals think they are losing elections because of the conservative bias in the media, they may as well give up right… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
The idea of a bowed and terrified liberal minority during McCarthy's 'reign of terror' is poppycock. Then as now, all elite opinion was against… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
My favorite Founding Fathers, Christians like John Adams, were absolutely appalled by slavery, and did not own slaves. I think we're going to have… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
This is no time to be precious about locating the exact individuals directly involved in this particular terrorist attack… We know who the homicidal… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
This week's winner for best comedy line about the war is New York Democratic Sen. Charles Schumer. Referring to - well, it doesn't really… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Lawyers tend to be bright people. They tend to be-much more than many journalists I've encountered-sticklers for detail and accuracy, and they have a… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
There is no more a 'political middle' than there is a family in America with 2.3 children. People with opinions take sides. Contrary to… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
When contemplating college liberals, you really regret once again that John Walker is not getting the death penalty.We need to execute people like John… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
What actually happened during the Clinton presidency? No one can remember anything about it except the bimbos, the lies, and the felonies — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Everyone is skeptical. Only the media are not skeptical, but, then, they were also not skeptical when the administration put out the line that… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Here's a foolproof method for keeping America safe. Always do the exact 180-degree opposite of whatever [Jimmy] Carter says, as quickly as possible. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Why don't Republicans spend all their airtime attacking the media for lying about what Obama's amnesty does and what the Democrats are doing? It's… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image