This week's winner for best comedy line about the war is New York Democratic Sen. Charles Schumer. Referring to - well, it… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
In other words, under Attorney General John Ashcroft, the FBI, the INS and the Department of Justice are so out of control… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Democrats don't resent the rich on behalf of the poor. They resent the rich on behalf of the government. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Either we're removing a dictator who currently has plans to fund terrorism against American citizens or -- if Bush is completely wrong… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. You're for them or against them. Taxes… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Liberals hate religion because politics is a religion substitute for liberals and they can't stand the competition. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Liberals don't love big government because they think it's efficient, compassionate, fair or even remotely useful. They support big government because they… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Whenever you come across a screw-up this big, you know the government is behind it. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
No torture has yet been devised that could get a liberal to mention the poor, beleaguered Kurds dancing in the streets because… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
I'm getting a little tired of politicians trying to prove how 'moderate' and 'centrist' they are by taking more of my money… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
The government is keeping detailed records on how many Americans have carports. How many Americans have mold in their bathroom. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
“Even with a Democratic president behind the Civil Rights Act of 1964, a far larger percentage of Republicans than Democrats voted for… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
With Albright at the helm of the State Department, Osama bin Laden ran wild throughout the Middle East, the North Koreans began… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Who's gonna give me a TV show? I didn't work for an impeached, disbarred President who was held in contempt by a… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
In the history of the nation, there has never been a political party so ridiculous as today's Democrats. It's as if all… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
This is the way addled liberals really think. Even as they champion sucking the brains out of little babies, they think of… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
There are some honorable politicians; and God bless them, there aren't many of them - but they're narcissistic. They need people to… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
To be sure, conservative radio talk show hosts have a built-in audience unavailable to liberals: People driving cars to some sort of… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Walking back from the convention site I chatted with a normal Bostonian for several blocks -- who must have identified me through… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Moore's only concession to the Democrats' role-playing is to deny that he is a Democrat, hoping enough Americans were taught by public… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Liberals can't just come out and say, they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
They spent the night in jail, where their progressive views on gay marriage served them well. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
The idea of a bowed and terrified liberal minority during McCarthy's 'reign of terror' is poppycock. Then as now, all elite opinion was against… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
My favorite Founding Fathers, Christians like John Adams, were absolutely appalled by slavery, and did not own slaves. I think we're going to have… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
This is no time to be precious about locating the exact individuals directly involved in this particular terrorist attack.... We know who the homicidal… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
This week's winner for best comedy line about the war is New York Democratic Sen. Charles Schumer. Referring to - well, it doesn't really… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Lawyers tend to be bright people. They tend to be-much more than many journalists I've encountered-sticklers for detail and accuracy, and they have a… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
There is no more a 'political middle' than there is a family in America with 2.3 children. People with opinions take sides. Contrary to… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
When contemplating college liberals, you really regret once again that John Walker is not getting the death penalty.We need to execute people like John… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
What actually happened during the Clinton presidency? No one can remember anything about it except the bimbos, the lies, and the felonies — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Everyone is skeptical. Only the media are not skeptical, but, then, they were also not skeptical when the administration put out the line that… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Here's a foolproof method for keeping America safe. Always do the exact 180-degree opposite of whatever [Jimmy] Carter says, as quickly as possible. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Why don't Republicans spend all their airtime attacking the media for lying about what Obama's amnesty does and what the Democrats are doing? It's… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
