If your career is a bad boyfriend, it is healthy to remember you can always leave and go sleep with somebody else. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
If you can surf your life rather than plant your feet, you will be happier. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
If the goal is doing good stuff and working with your friends ... if you’re doing that then you’re succeeding. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Education is power, it changes your whole life, it can create a life for yourself. So the more educated you are, the… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I think if you can dance and be free and not embarrassed, you can rule the world. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
If you ever want to see heaven, watch a bunch of young girls play. They are all sweat and skinned knees. Energy… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I moved to Chicago in the early 1990s and I studied improvisation there. I learned some rules that I try to apply… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
It likes it when you don't depend on it. It will reward you every time you don't act needy. It will chase… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
In my twenties I tried cocaine, which I instantly loved but eventually hated. Cocaine is terrific if you want to hang out… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
When youre a stay-at-home mother you have to pretend its really boring, but its not. Its enriching and fulfilling, and an amazing experience. And… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I hope and assume that every good comedy writer, no matter the age, has a moment where they discover how great Cheers is. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I also think if you're an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you're just a… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
It seems a strange thing, but once I was able to get past that kind of self-image problem, I was able to open up… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Sleep can completely change your entire outlook on life. One good night's sleep can help you realize that you shouldn't break up with someone,… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Career is the stringing together of opportunities and jobs. Mix in public opinion and past regrets. Add a dash of future panic and a… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
As you navigate through the rest of your life, be open to collaboration. Other people and other people's ideas are often better than your… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
The pressure of 'what are you going to do?' makes everyone feel like they haven't done anything yet. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
“[On getting older]: You can witness young people embarrassing themselves and get a thrill--that it's not you. You can watch them throw around their… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
