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In them days I just as soon died -- except for my harmonica. It was like a friend who didn't give a… — Sonny Terry Copy Share Image
We dont have a good legal justification for breaking up the banking system. But if I could wave a magic wand, Id… — Kenneth C. Griffin Copy Share Image
Ah, man, if I could ever hook up with Tom Waits, I'd be the happiest camper in Yellowstone, alright? That's the one… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
My mother really wanted me to be in possibly a beauty pageant, not only for if I could win, but it helped… — Pam Grier Copy Share Image
To me, one of the most profound questions we can ask is: "So what?" And so what if there's an indefinite number… — Richard Bach Copy Share Image
If I could come back as anything - I'd be a bird, first, but definitely the command key is my second choice. — Nikki Giovanni Copy Share Image
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If I could, I would have my son on tour the whole time. But he has school, summer camp, and he has… — Nate Mendel Copy Share Image
One of the things I used to dream of is that if I could just be funny like Red Skelton, if I… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
I like to sort through music and see whatever pops out to me or inspires me. If I could have a production… — Curtis Jackson Copy Share Image
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If I was alone I could live so easy. I could go get a job an' work, an' no trouble. — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
If I could have any power, I think flying would definitely be up there! Along with speaking every language. — Roxanne McKee Copy Share Image
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If I could take a punch like that, I might have been able to think up a name besides George for all… — George Foreman Copy Share Image
If I could have shot 69 in the last round every time, I would have won nine U.S. Opens. Nine! — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I didn't know if I could act, but I knew I could be a great ballet dancer, and Balanchine put out the… — Jacques d'Amboise Copy Share Image
I felt that one had better die fighting against injustice than to die like a dog or rat in a trap. I… — Ida B. Wells Copy Share Image
People often ask me if I know the secret of success and if I could tell others how to make their dreams… — Walt Disney Copy Share Image
I don't spend any time thinking about my place in history, ever. If people say I changed things, it's nice, and I… — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
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