I don't want idiots in my audience. So if me coming forward with what my beliefs are is what you need to hear to not be a fan anymore, that's great. That means next time I show up in whatever… — Pete Davidson Copy Share Image
I started doing stand-up when I was 16, my junior year in high school. My two friends and I would sit at home watching… — Pete Davidson Copy Share Image
I bombed so much as a standup that messing up doesn't matter to me anymore. I kind of enjoy bombing sometimes - I try… — Pete Davidson Copy Share Image
There have been a couple of times when kids that weren't nice to me in high school are like, 'Hey, man!' And I'm just… — Pete Davidson Copy Share Image
I have to do stand-up. I have to do something comedy-involved every day or else I will lose my mind. I already am, but… — Pete Davidson Copy Share Image
I don't let a lot of people know about my dad dying on 9/11. It's not a way to introduce yourself. So I never… — Pete Davidson Copy Share Image
I don't like going out. I'm more of a watch TV, hang out, Netflix kind of guy. I don't like leaving; I don't like… — Pete Davidson Copy Share Image
I have to do stand-up. I have to do something comedy-involved every day, or else I will lose my mind. — Pete Davidson Copy Share Image
