Shoveling snow out of your driveway is a great justification for shoveling ice cream into your face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream. — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
YOU CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS, BUT YOU CAN BUY ICE-CREAM. AND THAT'S KIND OF THE SAME THING. — Evan Copy Share Image
“First, I like how the ice cream won out. Second, we’re not having sex.” — S. Walden Copy Share Image
Trying to defend religion by invoking science is like claiming that three plus four equals ice cream. — Decca Aitkenhead Copy Share Image
Its hard in the firehouse to avoid the dessert thing. At 3 in the morning after some emergency, I have been known… — Caroline Paul Copy Share Image
“I have qualms and wonder what a qualm would look like if you painted it -- probably like a bowl of melting… — Gloria Whelan Copy Share Image
Your the cherry to my pie, the ice to my cream. If you was to cry I'll dry them pretty little eyes… — Justin Lee Riner Copy Share Image
There are no golden geese. There are only fat geese eating the food that could nourish more athletic opportunities for women. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're going to have a piece of pie, have it. I love pecan pie - but it won't be with ice… — David Kirsch Copy Share Image
Sorry can't talk now. Busy licking the thick white stuff off the top of a long hard thing! WHAT?! You pervert!! I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been into the habit of freezing white grapes and using them as a snack. Instead of eating peanuts or popcorn or… — Mike Ditka Copy Share Image
The first person besides my mother who believed in me was a man whose last name I never knew. He was my… — Mona Simpson Copy Share Image
I remember talking to comedian Jimmy Pardo about his experience waiting to hear about his own pilot, and we both agreed on… — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
“Just like you have taken control of your life you must now take control of your kitchen. It is YOUR kitchen after-all… — Mike Dolce Copy Share Image
“Hanging out with Sam or any two-year-old is basically one big suicide watch. Their mission is to find one new way after… — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
I try to work out my mind more these days. I try to eat right. I don't drink, I don't smoke, and… — Mr. T Copy Share Image
This week is getting better little by little. Things started off rough, I had a horrible stomach ache:( but it feels a… — Rachel Copy Share Image
When I was seven, I decided to buy all my friends some ice cream, but the problem was where to get the… — Suzi Quatro Copy Share Image
“The rule is any decent-looking girl asks to share your drink or have a lick of your ice cream or take a… — Charles Benoit Copy Share Image
“Rad drew in a breath of the universe, which was like root beer poured over vanilla ice cream. Rad exhaled all time,… — Emm Oh Copy Share Image
Why to buy an ice cream or a coke. . When you can buy a cigarette and smoke. . . . ! — Ibrahim Kamili Copy Share Image
“I just wondered why God hasn’t ever delivered chocolate ice cream to me.” — Virginia Smith Copy Share Image
Beat the street, this rap shit cake and ice cream. Fuck the selling words, bitch I sold ice cream. — Young Jeezy Copy Share Image
Henry nodded, thinking, 'If you were any more whipped, little brother, they'd serve you on ice cream. — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
When I see your perfect body, literally all I see is the ice cream you're not eating — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows. — Mariah Carey Copy Share Image
How do you say no when a little kid is asking you for ice cream? I know I can't say no to… — Jimmie Johnson Copy Share Image
“That was also back in the days when I thought the ice-cream man lived in his truck” — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
“To the shore, to the lake, to anyplace where there are waves and ice cream and umbrellas.” — Hazel Woods Copy Share Image
I always say whoever can figure out how to make ice cream healthy will be a gazillionaire. — Justin Deeley Copy Share Image
If Men Got Pregnant: Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's still some ice cream left in my freezer, I think today's gonna be ok — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“No matter what happens to society, I must maintain my supply of ice cream. ” — Doug Fine Copy Share Image
“Life ain't all blow jobs and ice cream. Sometimes it's a shit sandwich and a kick in the nuts.” — Matt Cole Copy Share Image
I love jelly gummy lollies, liquorice, ice-cream and I eat my own ice-cream; I take it home from work. — Adriano Zumbo Copy Share Image
