“I'm ninety-five years old. I can have ice cream ten times a day if I want.” — Sarah N. Harvey Copy Share Image
I'll be clickin' by your house about two forty-five, Sidewalk Sundae Strawberry Surprise. — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
“If I've learned anything so far, it's that ice cream is the great solution for miserable news.” — Rachel Saylor Copy Share Image
The best thing to do after a bad breakup is eat alot of ice cream, not get back toghether. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
“He's created a freaking ice cream sundae with extra-hot fudge just by uttering my name.” — Shanora Williams Copy Share Image
“If your arteries are good, eat more ice cream. If they are bad, drink more red wine. Proceed thusly.” — Sandra Byrd Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used like ice cream. But hold up, hold up. Let me put a bowl under it before you… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I think the best way I could ever have had it put... is if somebody breaks your heart.. punch them in the… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
“I love your uneven soul, you bloom uniquely in my gardens giving me the most extraordinary view and upon tasting the edges… — Evelyn Leilou Colon Copy Share Image
“He knew why he and the other children received ice cream only when newspaper photographers came to visit, and why food and… — Katherine Boo Copy Share Image
I still like sweets and sometimes treat myself but not often. I try to keep an eye on it, but it's not… — Petra Kvitova Copy Share Image
“Poppy: What makes you think I'm having dinner with you? Jake: Because you can't sit in your room and eat ice cream… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
“... technically, just like with the rings of a tree or Carbon-14, it had to be possible to measure the passage of… — Herman Koch Copy Share Image
So what if nobody came? I’ll have all the ice cream and tea, And I’ll laugh with myself, And I’ll dance with… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
“Berthillon's ice cream is dense and creamy--- served, in keeping with French rules of moderation, in golf-ball-size scoops. You have to be… — Elizabeth Bard Copy Share Image
“Make her qualify herself a few times before escalating to a first date. Doing this will imply to her that you are… — Strategic Lothario Copy Share Image
Working-girls, in pairs and groups and swarms, loitered by these windows, choosing their future boudoirs from some resplendent display which included even… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
“If you want me to get closer, there are other ways to do it,” I said, leaving my statement open-ended. I gave… — Monica Alexander Copy Share Image
“love ice cream, I love pancakes, I love the color blue — bullshit. Because when I said love — I meant I… — Rachel Van Dyken Copy Share Image
I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
There hasn't been a leak from one of the associates of the king saying, "This guy Trump, he already insulted us wanting… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“Women are sewers just like we are, the once pure boys recognize with a start; it’s raw sewage that produces fertilization; once… — William T. Vollmann Copy Share Image
I think in England you eat too much sugar and meat and not enough vegetables. — Arsene Wenger Copy Share Image
If I have a fizzy drink and an ice cream, I get a sore tummy and a headache. — Joe Wicks Copy Share Image
Thinking about the fathomless cruelty with which man has treated his fellow man, but also ice cream. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
“This…this is just a morbid filled ice cream cone dipped in psycho flavored sprinkles.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less. — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
“I am not responsible for my behavior when under the influence of ice cream.” — Elizabeth A. Reeves Copy Share Image
Sometimes I do give in to a scoop of sitaphal ice cream from Naturals or a chocolate chip cookie. — Twinkle Khanna Copy Share Image
For a thorough use of ice cream cones, buy two; eat one and drop the other. — Claes Oldenburg Copy Share Image
“Christianity without mission is like ice cream without frozenness.” — Gary Stubblefield Copy Share Image
“This was too much craziness for any one person to handle without ice cream.” — Courtney Cole Copy Share Image
