I am the one who got myself fat, who did all the eating. So I had to take full responsibility for it. — Kirstie Alley Copy Share Image
One of the things I want to find out is where the hell are the WWE ice cream bars?! — CM Punk Copy Share Image
I love to eat - Kit Kats or cookies-and-cream ice cream. I need sugar like five times a day. — Kim Kardashian Copy Share Image
“We are going to eat ice cream and we are going to eat shit. The trick is to use different spoons.” — Sam Lipsyte Copy Share Image
The best food I've had in Lexington is Orange Leaf Frozen Yogurt. It's non-guilt ice cream! — John Calipari Copy Share Image
I try to be as healthy as I can, but I fail in so many ways. Haagen-Dazs strawberry cheesecake ice cream is… — Adrian Lester Copy Share Image
“There's something to be said that if everyone likes something there's gotta be something fucking wrong with it on some level. Unless… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I think choosing between men and women is like choosing between cake and ice cream. You'd be daft not to try both… — Bjork Copy Share Image
“Xander, that's nothing but a glorified work project. They want some free labor and they're bribing us with ice cream.” — Ally Condie Copy Share Image
Every girls dream is to have a guy call her at 3am just to say, hey baby, I just wanted to tell… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can we go to work now? Because we're about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Guys I think I'm getting lucky tonight. The girl in the ice cream store just asked me if I wanna spoon. I… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I always liked running as a kid. You know how eating chocolate or ice cream makes you feel good? That's the same… — Ashton Eaton Copy Share Image
In the early '90s or so, I drove my father to Providence, Ky., his hometown, and he was pointing out, 'That's where… — George C. Wolfe Copy Share Image
“Sour cream brownies, banana pie made with vanilla wafers, lemon poppy-seed pound cake, strawberry shortcake, almond-scented tapioca, pecan blondies (oh... my... God,… — Sarah Strohmeyer Copy Share Image
The man who invented Eskimo Pie made a million dollars, so one is told, but E.E. Cummings, whose verse has been appearing… — John Dos Passos Copy Share Image
From fifth grade on, I worked at our public library. The pay, a pittance, was almost superfluous. All through high school, I… — Julia Glass Copy Share Image
“You’re my baby, my sweet baby, my darling, and I need your help. You’re scared, but if you let me out, we’ll… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
“There were usually not nearly as many sick people inside the hospital as Yossarian saw outside the hospital, and there were generally… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“He's not good enough for you." "What?" I stared at him incredulously. "I'd say you have that backwords. He's from a good… — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
“There was real plasure to be had eating ice cream out of container and pickles out of a glass jar, standing up… — Jenni Ferrari-Adler Copy Share Image
“Not having ice cream,” she proclaimed, “is the culmination of all disasters!” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“«When you're dead, you're dead, and until then... there's ice cream.»” — Patrick Jane Copy Share Image
Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton. — Don Roff Copy Share Image
“If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream.” — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container. — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I'm a kind of teen that drinks hot chocolate in the summer and eats ice cream in the winter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I once in a while cheat and have a little ice cream, and then I kind of blame myself. — David H. Murdock Copy Share Image
I still eat my ice cream if I want to. I like dessert, of course. — Georges St-Pierre Copy Share Image
Itd be cool to carry on doing films, but when I was a kid I wanted to be an ice cream man. — Rupert Grint Copy Share Image
Trying to defend religion by invoking science is like claiming that three plus four equals ice cream. — Decca Aitkenhead Copy Share Image
Beat the street, this rap shit cake and ice cream. Fuck the selling words, bitch I sold ice cream. — Young Jeezy Copy Share Image
“I just wondered why God hasn’t ever delivered chocolate ice cream to me.” — Virginia Smith Copy Share Image
Why to buy an ice cream or a coke. . When you can buy a cigarette and smoke. . . . ! — Ibrahim Kamili Copy Share Image
White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream. — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
