“First, I like how the ice cream won out. Second, we’re not having sex.” — S. Walden Copy Share Image
YOU CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS, BUT YOU CAN BUY ICE-CREAM. AND THAT'S KIND OF THE SAME THING. — Evan Copy Share Image
“I just made ice cream. Accidentally. I made regular cream, and then winter kicked in.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg. — Snoop Dogg Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of mint chocolate chip ice cream and peanut butter cookies. — Justin Herbert Copy Share Image
“I’m pregnant with your child, and our child wants rocky road ice cream. What do you want me to do, starve the… — Sandi Lynn Copy Share Image
“My personality made me easy to get along with – unless you were looking at my guy like he was a big,… — Jus Accardo Copy Share Image
Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard… — Marian Burros Copy Share Image
I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
With no pretensions of art, Viva Las Vegas, the new Elvis Presley vehicle, is about as pleasant and unimportant as a Banana… — Howard Thompson Copy Share Image
In entertainment value, the Democratic clambake usually lays it over the Republican conclave like ice cream over parsnips. — Red Smith Copy Share Image
There's nothing pretty about ice. Ice grows nothing. But we've got this in our minds that we've got to make everything cold. — Don Young Copy Share Image
“If you're eating an ice cream cone, it's just very hard to believe that things have gone completely to shit. That there… — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
“Thoughtful, innovative, this mother was; she always had the solution. So on the stickiest of nights, when the varnished wood chairs sweated… — Sarah Beth Martin Copy Share Image
“Why do modern humans love sweets so much? Not because in the early twenty-first century we must gorge on ice cream and… — Yuval Noah Harari Copy Share Image
Okay, if this is what falling in love feels like, someone please kill me now. (Not literally, overzealous readers.) But it was… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Sex only gets better, and we agree we'd like to practice. He tells me, speaking of practice, he can set up a… — Katie Kacvinsky Copy Share Image
“I’d known then, at eighteen, that my case of heartbreak was terminal, incurable. It wasn’t “puppy love” or “first love” or any… — Julie Johnson Copy Share Image
“That red spot!” she says with alarm. “That’s a freckle!” “It wasn’t there before...” she says as she inspects her entire arm.… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
“No, what little inspiration I have in life comes not from any sense of racial pride. It stems from the same age-old… — Paul Beatty Copy Share Image
I dont have a private life. People dont realize how powerful the media is. Its a beast. Its there to build you… — Vanessa Lachey Copy Share Image
Shoveling snow out of your driveway is a great justification for shoveling ice cream into your face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Tatiana looked up from her ice cream, she saw a soldier staring at her from across the street. — Paullina Simons Copy Share Image
In the Bengali language, there's not a real word for blow job. They call it "doing the ice cream." — Michael Glawogger Copy Share Image
Honestly, the only reason 'Ice Cream' happened was because it wasn't a commercial film. — Tejaswi Madivada Copy Share Image
The only reason I like birthdays is because mom gives us loads of ice cream, life's good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As a child, I used to love black currant ice-cream because of its soothing lavender color. — Tulsi Kumar Copy Share Image
You can say that I cut off on my non-vegetarian food, chocolates and ice cream and nothing else. — Shehnaaz Gill Copy Share Image
If I could eat ice cream every day without gaining weight, I would. I love ice cream. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like cats and ice cream, showers were among life's simple, uncomplicated pleasures. — Mary Jo Putney Copy Share Image
“Ice cream only buys twenty minutes of forgiveness from a hostile bitch—I’ve timed it.” — Morgan Blayde Copy Share Image
