When I see your perfect body, literally all I see is the ice cream you're not eating — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“To the shore, to the lake, to anyplace where there are waves and ice cream and umbrellas.” — Hazel Woods Copy Share Image
How do you say no when a little kid is asking you for ice cream? I know I can't say no to… — Jimmie Johnson Copy Share Image
“That was also back in the days when I thought the ice-cream man lived in his truck” — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
There's still some ice cream left in my freezer, I think today's gonna be ok — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“No matter what happens to society, I must maintain my supply of ice cream. ” — Doug Fine Copy Share Image
If Men Got Pregnant: Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I always say whoever can figure out how to make ice cream healthy will be a gazillionaire. — Justin Deeley Copy Share Image
Newspapers are even worse for me than ice cream; headlines, and the big issues that generate the headlines, are pure fat. — John Irving Copy Share Image
Pine needle sorbet? Pine needle sorbet?! My kids do NOT eat sorbet. They eat sherbet, and they pronounce it sherbert, and they… — Homer Copy Share Image
Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
My new nightly routine...get a bowl of ice cream, sit on the couch, and get caught up on all the Amanda Bynes… — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
My kids are normal. If they could eat burgers and fries and ice cream every day, they would. And so would I.… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
When I get home off a long week, I go to the gym, have a great workout, and then I go home… — Seth Rollins Copy Share Image
'Black Ice Cream' is a salute to the ladies with Black Girl Magic who exude a powerful sexual confidence. — Raheem DeVaughn Copy Share Image
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate… — Thornton Wilder Copy Share Image
Giving the tortoise a little wave, I kind of felt stupid afterward for doing so. It just stuck its head back in… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
“I went into the bends. I got drunker and stayed drunker than a shit skunk in Purgatory. I even had the butcher… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“And while Canada purports to be multicultural, Toronto in particular, a place where everyone is holding hands and cops are handing out… — Scaachi Koul Copy Share Image
Maybe the biggest problem is that there's no empathy. Nobody puts themselves in the place of others. Everyone thinks they are the… — Marjane Satrapi Copy Share Image
“The French take their bûche de Noël, the traditional Christmas Yule log cake, much more seriously. Gwendal had been training at school,… — Elizabeth Bard Copy Share Image
“No, what little inspiration I have in life comes not from any sense of racial pride. It stems from the same age-old… — Paul Beatty Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, probably 16 or 17, I got spotted by a model scout that wanted to represent me, and… — Charlie Hunnam Copy Share Image
“I love strawberry ice cream." I blinked, confused. "Yes, I saw you chugging your In-N-Out milkshakes like you'd spent forty days in… — Sarah Chamberlain Copy Share Image
“Life ain't all blow jobs and ice cream. Sometimes it's a shit sandwich and a kick in the nuts.” — Matt Cole Copy Share Image
I love jelly gummy lollies, liquorice, ice-cream and I eat my own ice-cream; I take it home from work. — Adriano Zumbo Copy Share Image
My two great treats in life are baked beans and vanilla ice-cream. — Jonathan Dimbleby Copy Share Image
“o sit and wait for joy to arrive without turning your mind to the things of Christ is like expecting the Holy… — Hayley DiMarco Copy Share Image
My final, considered judgment is that the hardy bulb [garlic] blesses and ennobles everything it touches - with the possible exception of… — Angelo Pellegrini Copy Share Image
It's not a diet, it's a way of life that teaches you better skills. For years, I felt like I could never… — Jennifer Hudson Copy Share Image
It is easy to be liked when the world has no jagged edges, when life is electric blankets and peach ice cream.… — Rick Bragg Copy Share Image
I never carry a purse. My iPhone is always with me, a credit card, and a piece of mint chocolate chip cookie… — Rachel G. Fox Copy Share Image
Regha called this life's like an ice cream, so quickly melt than freeze, if it runs out, we can buy again. But… — F's Copy Share Image
Every hitter likes fastballs, just like everybody likes ice cream. But you don't like it when someone's stuffing it into you by… — Reggie Jackson Copy Share Image
I'm not one of those people who writes a biography or tries to figure out what kind of ice cream the character… — Miguel Ferrer Copy Share Image
New clothes are a great way to deal after a breakup. A good mix CD also helps you get through it and...… — Jennifer Love Hewitt Copy Share Image
From the outside, my life may look chaotic, but inside I feel like some kind of monk licking an ice cream cone… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“Why they think everyone should be alike in making love when no one can even agree on what ice cream they like,… — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“The memory of the previous nights fun and games rose again. Hell this whole week had been weird. With the attack at… — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image