My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
The only options open for girls then were of course mother, secretary or teacher. At least that's what we all thought and… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Hygiene is the corruption of medicine by morality. It is impossible to find a hygienist who does not debase his theory of… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
I could have been a dental hygienist with nothing bad ever appearing in print about me, but that's not how I've chosen… — Julia Roberts Copy Share Image
