Everything I talk about in stand-up is my experiences as an American, as a father, as a husband, as a black man,… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Among the Tibetans, one wife has many husbands, because men are too poor to support a whole wife. — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
After my parents, the one person who believed in me - more than myself - is my husband. — Mandira Bedi Copy Share Image
“I should never like scolding any one else so well; and that is a point to be thought of in a husband.” — George Eliot Copy Share Image
I was doing everything I could think of to protect my husband and keep him alive. — Nancy Reagan Copy Share Image
The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays. — Julianna Margulies Copy Share Image
His purity was too great, his aspiration too high for this poor, miserable world! His great soul is now only enjoying that… — Queen Victoria Copy Share Image
The shameless Chloe placed on the tombs of her seven husbands the inscription, "The work of Chloe." How could she have expressed… — Martial Copy Share Image
I got to show off in front of my husband, who married me as I was stepping out of the business, so… — Kim Wilde Copy Share Image
I come here tonight as a sister, blessed with a brother who is my mentor, my protector and my lifelong friend. And… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
The question of world peace, the question of family peace, the question of peace between wife and husband, or peace between parents… — Dalai Lama Copy Share Image
But what are friends? What is a husband, even, compared with one's Mother? Of her love, one is always so sure! It… — Jane Welsh Carlyle Copy Share Image
Well, sometime Mr —— git on me pretty hard. I have to talk to Old Maker. But he my husband. I shrug… — Alice Walker Copy Share Image
My true inspirations are my kids and my husband. I'm also inspired by stories of my extended family, friends, and even strangers… — Trista Sutter Copy Share Image
My work generally tends to be an all-out, 360-degree subversive take on everything, most of all my own notion of myself as… — Mark Leyner Copy Share Image
My husband is a martial artist, and he thinks it's hilarious that I have a stage-fighting-proficiency certificate. He thinks that's ridiculous. Can't… — Lesley Nicol Copy Share Image
If the man be really the weaker vessel, and the rule is necessarily in the wife's hands, how is it then to… — Charlotte Mary Yonge Copy Share Image
I drew laughing, high-breasted girls aquaplaning without a care in the world, as a result of being amply protected against such national… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What Hillary Clinton is known for is the bimbo eruptions unit. What she is known for - and the reason that she… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Sometimes people let the same problem make them miserable for years when they could just say, "So what." "My mother didn't love… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
The welfare state corrupts family life. Even Democrats have acknowledged the destructive consequences of the welfare state on the underclass. It has… — Dennis Prager Copy Share Image
My husband claims I have an unhealthy obsession with secondhand bookshops. That I spend too much time daydreaming altogether. But either you… — Kathleen Tessaro Copy Share Image
I figure if I keep my health, I have no intention of retiring. I love to work. I want to be like… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
My idea was always to start with a small press and then move up to a national press. I had those goals… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
I don't do things which are wrong according to Jesus. Like don't make 'bad' relations with anyone except your husband. — Rakhi Sawant Copy Share Image
Working away from my husband for long periods is good and bad. It stops us taking each other for granted and gives… — Helen Mirren Copy Share Image
“All I need to do is place my pen against paper and your love writes for me.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
The wonderful thing about my husband is that we are very good at being independent. — Poppy Delevingne Copy Share Image
I love Wal-Mart. You can put that down. I love Wal-Mart. My husband and I hang out there. — Viola Davis Copy Share Image
My husband Rhashan reminds me of my father because he's got great strength of character. — Olivia Williams Copy Share Image
Women's liberationists spread the word that the only peaceful family is one in which either the wife is enslaved or the husband… — Emmett Tyrrell Copy Share Image
And my husband and I have been together for 10 years, so I guess people felt a part of it and it… — Beyonce Knowles Copy Share Image
Mostly I enjoy the restaurants (my husband is a chef), though I wish we had a wider diversity of ethnic food. — Poppy Z. Brite Copy Share Image
“I trusted my husband so purely, as raindrops trust the ocean as they’re falling.” — Aspen Matis Copy Share Image
My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
The gun lobby finds waiting periods inconvenient. You have only to ask my husband how inconvenient he finds his wheelchair from time… — Sarah Brady Copy Share Image
I make chicks consider themselves widows whose husbands ain't even died yet. — Chino XL Copy Share Image
I work mornings only. I go out to lunch. Afternoons I play with the baby, walk with my husband, or shovel mail. — Annie Dillard Copy Share Image
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my… — Mae West Copy Share Image
