This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Once a woman passes a certain point in intelligence, it is almost impossible to get a husband: she simply cannot go on… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
My happiness isn't connected to my husband's or my boss's or my children's behavior. You have control over your own actions, your… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
I can definitely say the older I've got the better I've become at being a dad and a husband. — Rod Stewart Copy Share Image
I love being under submission to my husband ... I believe in keeping the male ego intact. — Tammy Faye Bakker Copy Share Image
The mother-women seemed to prevail that summer at Grand Isle. It was easy to know them, fluttering about with extended, protecting wings… — Kate Chopin Copy Share Image
I figure when you get married, it doesn't matter how much you earn or how much your husband earns, just as long… — Marta Kristen Copy Share Image
The importance of patience and communication. Having a child and husband, working crazy and unpredictable times for shows, and traveling to teach… — Allison Holker Copy Share Image
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
My husband is in charge of all phone, email and texting duties at home. He even has to turn on the TV… — Becki Newton Copy Share Image
One day it was about getting marries that mother talked with me, and I said I was so glad that when you… — Eleanor Porter Copy Share Image
I've been a biker, I've been a convict, I've been a husband, father, and son. — Duane Chapman Copy Share Image
She'd always believed that people come in two varieties: those who look out the windshield and those who stare in the rearview… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
As if we don't have enough volence on television. After her husband accidentally hit two spectators with golf balls during a celebrity… — Barbara Bush Copy Share Image
I can hide, and my husband's just terrible at finding me. I do like to jump out from behind doors and scare… — Katherine Heigl Copy Share Image
The elephant, not only the largest but the most intelligent of animals, provides us with an excellent example. It is faithful and… — Saint Francis de Sales Copy Share Image
Art is a jealous mistress, and if a man has a genius for painting, poetry, music, architecture or philosophy, he makes a… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I still feel vibrant and alive that way. I'm in a marriage where we put an enormous amount into our marriage. I… — Nicole Kidman Copy Share Image
A husband and wife ought to continue united so long as they love each other. Any law which should bind them to… — Percy Bysshe Shelley Copy Share Image
Nobody gets to say who we love, or who we lay down beside, or take as our husband, lover, life, or bride.… — Maria Doyle Kennedy Copy Share Image
Unlike Joseph her husband, Mary is neither upright nor pious, but she is not blame for this, the blame lies with the… — Jose Saramago Copy Share Image
President Obama has two years left as president. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets to appoint two new Kardashian husbands. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
