“dyslexic man walks into a bra... 2. “I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was… — Michael Hopkins Copy Share Image
“To avoid confusion, the correct designation for twelve o'clock is 12 noon or 12 midnight. Alternatively, the twenty-four-hour-clock system may be used. The abbreviation… — Michael Hopkins Copy Share Image
“– It's impossible to say "good eye might" without sounding Australian.” — Michael Hopkins Copy Share Image
“ 3. The living years (Mike and the Mechanics) 2. Candle in the wind (Elton John)” — Michael Hopkins Copy Share Image
“- "You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do when you're down there."�… — Michael Hopkins Copy Share Image
“a little known fact that the tan became popular in what’s now known as the Bronze Age.” — Michael Hopkins Copy Share Image
“16. Love will tear us apart (Joy Division) 15. Ain't no sunshine (Bill Withers) 14. Sound of silence (Simon and Garfunkel) 13. My way… — Michael Hopkins Copy Share Image
“A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys… — Michael Hopkins Copy Share Image
“20. Everybody's got to learn sometimes (The Korgis) 19. Annie's song (John Denver) 18. Eleanor Rigby (The Beatles) 17. Leaving on a jet plane (Peter, Paul and Mary)” — Michael Hopkins Copy Share Image
“Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is going to suck.” — Michael Hopkins Copy Share Image
