The first thing I'd do [as a president] is de-regulate about 90-percent of the things that they've got regulation on, OK, including… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
In the military it was camouflage for the desert or the winter. And now it's the duck hunting colors - I think… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find. — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
People say, "Look, your book [Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle] is about tall tales." And I said, "No, you don't understand,… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER! — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here! — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
“I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.” — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here! — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants. — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
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![“People say, "Look, your book [Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle] is about tall tales." And I said, "No, you don't understand, OK? The book is tall tales, OK, by me. But look, those tall tales are my life, OK? And look, I added some spices in there. That's the five percent. You…” quote by Si Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/37a/si-robertson-9422_book_people-say-look-your-book-tales-and-wisd_22827.jpg)
