“Snyder: There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense." Giles: Well, actually, that would be one of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Since I be on TV... I turn it on see me, hey I'm so cool even I wanna be me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you will be a mile away from him, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“All men come to resemble their fathers. That isn’t a tragedy, but you need a hell of a sense of humour to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“they were very scary times [1982], Midge Ure dancing with tears in his eyes. That German girl with the hairy arm pits… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pops added,you know, they say if you don't vote, you get the government you deserve. And if you do, you never get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Liberace was certainly master and commander of the ivories ~ he is the only pianist I can watch or listen to without… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Mr. Cupples came out of his reverie. "I think," he said, "I will have milk and soda-water." "Speak lower!" urged Trent. "The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He was trying to talk to Cath about buffalo. As far as she could tell, Levi had a whole class that was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Person 1: I can draw really well Person 2: I'm athletic Person 3: I can write really well Person 4: I'm fucking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Waiting for a book to be published is like having a baby. It would be nine months before we heard the patter… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you give a man a fish, he'll be happy for an hour, if you teach a man to fish he,ll be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Other married people have lived together and hated each other. Why shouldn't we? We may forget even to hate.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Gentlemen, this is a story that you shall tell your grandchildren, and mightily bored they'll be.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My dear, I don't care what they do, so long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
... what such people miscall their religion, is a vent for their bad humours and arrogance. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Evil influence is like a nicotine patch, you cannot help but absorb what sticks to you.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We are getting older fatter and balder. Each day brings us one step closer to death. Other than that, life's a ding-a-derry.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter...with alliteration, no less! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I have the most fantastic, stupendous, magnificent idea. Why it’s better than television," he said, standing there in red, tartan pyjamas, his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For the sadness in legitimate humour consists in the fact that honestly and without deceit it reflects in a purely human way… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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