Humour Quotes by Anonymous

Why so serious???

— Anonymous

“The Professor is coming...”

— Anonymous

The fact that all angels are females and all devils are males :)

— Anonymous

You're So Sad, Maybe You should Buy A 'Happy Meal.'

— Anonymous

Your such a loser… but your my loser

— Anonymous

You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

— Anonymous

Never trust a hairdresser with bad hair.

— Anonymous

Horses are calmer people. They also don't throw things at cats.

— Anonymous

“I am an artist you know ... it is my right to be odd.”

— Anonymous

“Life is a sexual transmission disease”

— Anonymous

“When it comes to cleverness, I'm afraid that I was limited to alternate tuesdays...”

— Anonymous

The difference between doing something and not doing something is doing something.

— Anonymous

“The worst mistake a writer can make is to assume everyone has an imagination.”

— Anonymous

She had...the glimmerings of a sense of humour - which is simply another name for a sense of the fitness of things.

— Anonymous

Life would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead

— Anonymous

While an author is yet living we estimate his powers by his worst performance, and when he is dead we rate them…

— Anonymous

Humour is...the all-consoling and...the all-excusing, grace of life.

— Anonymous

“Humour is meant, in a literal sense, to make game of man; that is, to dethrone him from his official dignity and…

— Anonymous

There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them…

— Anonymous

“When you are no longer in the sexual universe – when you are supposedly too old, or too big, or simply no…

— Anonymous

When you're drowning you don't think, I would be incredibly pleased if someone would notice I'm drowning and come and rescue me.…

— Anonymous

Ya of course we're best friends...You cry I cry, You laugh I laugh, You fall off a bridge I laugh even HARDER.…

— Anonymous

I'm discovering there are innumerable ways to package, promote and sell my humor, as long as I reserve a little for myself…

— Anonymous

“University of Life. Year One - Advance Adventure Playgrounds. Part One Exam - go to the Third World and survive. No revision,…

— Anonymous

“America is a land where a citizen will cross the ocean to fight for democracy - and wont cross the street to…

— Anonymous

“When i was 9 I didn't go to Narnia, when i grew 11 my Hogwarts letter didn't come, again when i was…

— Anonymous

I have been lately introduced to the famous Thomas Paine, and like him very well. He is vain beyond all belief, but…

— Anonymous

The weekend break had begun with the usual resentment and had continued with half-repressed ill humour. It was, of course, his fault.…

— Anonymous

“Chancellor Gerhard Schröder has several times made statements to the effect that we Europeans should not cultivate a superficial anti-Americanism. But mine…

— Anonymous

“When a man is happy enough to win the affections of a sweet girl, who can soothe his cares with crochet, and…

— Anonymous

“While she could hardly fathom what had just happened to her that night, she reached some conclusions before she fell asleep, certain…

— Anonymous

“The world is not full of crazy ninja perfume ladies!”

— Anonymous

Sometimes the body gets out of bed an hour before the brain.

— Anonymous

Jesus paid for our sins, so let's get our money's worth.

— Anonymous

A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him.

— Anonymous

Humility is the best dress you can wear

— Anonymous

“There is much to discover that's not on the back cover!”

— Anonymous

No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still a Light Saber. . .

— Anonymous

“In my book, water was only good for one thing...when I remember what that is, I'll let you know.”

— Anonymous

Drafting is like painting the Golden Gate Bridge.The closer you get to the end, the more you start to worry about the…

— Anonymous