“Madam, I have just come from a country where people are hanged if they talk.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your eye..the stinging sensation will stop your whining. . . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, thanks for bringing me into a world where love can be expressed electronically. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on still somehow not being a mother despite your astonishing sexual promiscuity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Newtons third law of love: For every Idiot, there is an equal and opposite Gender Idiot! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Liberace was certainly master and commander of the ivories ~ he is the only pianist I can watch or listen to without… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Livvy and me together in an elevator for four hours..and we're good. To some eyes the fact that we're both alive could… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them. ― Margaret Mitchell, Gone with the Wind” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world and it's efficiency is only marred by the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The attempt to develop a sense of humor and to see things in a humorous light is some kind of a trick… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to someone who doesn't care if I marry a man or a woman as long as I give you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You've always been a great mom because of your patience, sense of humor, and fondness for daytime drinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to the greatest mom in the world besides Michelle Obama. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary, somewhere between 'shit' and 'syphilis'.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for not putting me up for adoption unless you're not really my mom... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The unexpected has happened so continually in my life that it has ceased to deserve the name. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever faced with a difficult situation,try and find some humor in it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like a game of poker: If you don't put any in the pot, there won't be any to take out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, thanks for providing me with love that's as never-ending as your voice mails. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For all the love you've given me, I will one day pay your nursing home bill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Every time you smoke a cigarette, God takes an hour off your life and gives it to Keith Richards” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to a mom who shouldn't assume my graduation means the end of my financial dependency. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Mother's Day gift to you is not deleting the embarrassing comments you make on my Facebook Wall. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
