“Raising a child is a time of RAPID CHANGE! From the ages of 0 to 19, a PARENT can age over 30 years!” — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“Enjoy every ounce of your life, get high and be sincere to anybody that comes around you.” — Salman Aditya Copy Share Image
“Good judgment comes from experience, and experience - well, that comes from poor judgment.” — A.A.Milne Copy Share Image
“if everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane(T-Shirt)” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Chomsky is a pencil-and-paper theoretician who wouldn't know Jabba the Hutt from the Cookie Monster,” — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
“99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“I meditate fourteen hours a day—two hours out of bed and twelve hours in bed. The mortals call it sleeping, but the… — Merlin Franco Copy Share Image
“... but some say that reality is what happens inside a writer's head, and it is fiction which takes place outside it.” — Barry A. Whittingham Copy Share Image
“Quote from In Love of Honey, Money…and My Virgin Passport If you think you’ve the most wicked sense of humour, try life!” — Mita Jain Copy Share Image
“Yea though I walk through the Valley of Death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the baddest M-F in the… — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“I doubt you would recognize an adventure of any sort if it came right up and bit you on the a--- Mother!… — Victoria Alexander Copy Share Image
“Do you believe your gentle birth will turn a bullet?" "Why, yes," Rhett said solemnly. "Hell yes! Gentle birth's got to be… — Donald McCaig Copy Share Image
“She never saw the point of making fun of strangers – how could you possibly know enough about them to hit below… — Daniel Marks Copy Share Image
“Sebastian stayed seated at his computer chair and pondered. Time travel … I don’t have the time to time travel! he moaned.” — G.E.F. Neilson Copy Share Image
“What is it you’re interested in exactly?” the man asked slowly. “Just the color?” “I think we both know,” said Adrian cunningly.… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“The correspondent wondered ingenuously how in the name of all that was sane could there be people who thought it amusing to… — Stephen Crane Copy Share Image
“The truckers are staring," I said after a few seconds. It was true. They were. The whole row of them was doing… — Nick Burd Copy Share Image
“Teela turned to Severn. "I'm having trouble remembering why I haven't strangled her yet." Severn shrugged. "I have that problem myself some… — Michelle Sagara West Copy Share Image
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a… — Brandy Potter Copy Share Image
“Ladies, I have bad news for you. Men are pigs. No really. I know you think you know what I'm talking about… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“God made him, and therefore let him pass for a man. In truth, I know it is a sin to be a… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Shelly looked around the jamb again as though whatever animal that had been terrorizing her had a weapon. “That doesn’t look like… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“You do know that I don't have plans to separate you from your socks as you sleep?” — Rose Gordon Copy Share Image
“Is he your only child? I asked, "my only son" padma said. "My condolences" I said…Anita Blake” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Pardon me Mam,I'm new in town, could you please show me the way to your house?” — Frank Calvin Mann Copy Share Image
“As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.” — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
“Don't eat earwax avoid roasted cabbage and look on the bright side of life -Angela” — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image
“If the pen is mightier than the sword, then what is the laptop? A light saber or a life saver?” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If they were afraid of him, then he must be Satan or something even worse, like maybe Sarah Palin.” — Stephani Hecht Copy Share Image
“A comedian is better than a politician; at least there is no doubt.” — Bangambiki Habyarimana Copy Share Image
“Sweetie, you don't need to drive me to the brink of insanity... I'm close enough to walk!” — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“Life has a funny way of delivering a swift kick to the brain when you're not even paying attention.” — Jeremy M. Wright Copy Share Image
