“Pop music is like an auditory cup of coffee. It has no nutritional value but it gets you going.” — Jim Moorman Copy Share Image
“Well, a man has to have his limits somewhere, and being shoved into a hole in the wall is mine.” — Sara Jo Easton Copy Share Image
“Have you hugged your favorite Dork lately? Most of us are squeezably soft and adorable.” — Michael P. Clutton Copy Share Image
“Humans are animals, but aren’t we supposed to be civilized animals?” — Justine Monikue Copy Share Image
“Tis well thou art not fish; if thou hadst, thou hadst been poor-John.” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“There are two secrets to a successful marriage. The first is having a husband who makes you laugh. The second is never… — John Hartnett Copy Share Image
“Give a man a beer, the remote and a La-Z-Boy and he’s a happy camper! All Things Caveman humor cartoon book will… — Laurie Foxx Copy Share Image
“When I am alone, I drink my tea with pinkie raised, like a kid playing "tea party." At times, a fancy British… — Christy Hall Copy Share Image
“The Butcher of Babylon featured in over 500 porn films between 1974 and 1982, and was best known for his motto: Come… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“I'm writing a book on Procrastination. I hope to start it tomorrow. I've been thinking about it for almost six years now.” — Ron Moore Copy Share Image
“well you can be sure I'd stop forcing the poor Jews to tart up their humble little temple dedication anniversary into some… — agusten burroughs Copy Share Image
“I've never been a big fan of exercise. I just can't think of any other way to feel good." Kinsey Milhone” — Sue Grafton Copy Share Image
“Oh, drat the men! No matter what they do, it's the wrong thing. And no matter who they are, it's somebody they… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
“Oh- hey, there," he said. He was shorter than me, pudgy with salt-and-pepper hair that always seemed to be in need of… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I'll be fine. Maybe I should make up a magic milk bath with the Golden Fruit, huh?" I laughed. Kishan considered and… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“My instructor was a skinny guy in his midtwenties who had a shaved head that was always peeling from sunburns and who… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
“Not only was good ole boy intolerance the norm in big sky country, there appeared to be no need or desire to… — D.K. King Copy Share Image
“Lady Margaret believed in the three D's: Discipline, Desire, and Determination. But as she listened dutifully to her new employer, hiding her… — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
“If you fall in love with a character, then you are actually falling in love with the author that wrote the character.… — Heather Dowell Copy Share Image
“However, on glimpsing in shop window realized outfit insane. Now am on bus, remember also that corset-ike nature of dress is torture… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“In the midst of this hormonal gloom, however, the calvary finally arrives, over the hill, jangling its spurs, and epaulettes shining in… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Chances are that there are white people who brag about being the first to move out of a suburb that has been… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“First month honey. . .Next month pie. . .Third month. . .Get out here and work, you damn bitch, same as I.” — Karen Cecil Smith Copy Share Image
“Is it necessary, do you think,’ he began, leaning in so close behind me that I could smell his breath, ‘for the… — Danielle Wood Copy Share Image
“A hand closed around her arm, warm and hard, and it could possibly have been comforting if she had possessed the faintest… — Lilith Saintcrow Copy Share Image
“Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“Why do these big old country houses always have family portraits in the dining room? Do you really want to eat with… — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
“Carrot started to clap. It wasn't the clap used by middlings to encourage underlings to applaud overlings. It had genuine enthusiasm behind… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Oh, adorable, delicious Amelie. If I weren't so completely straight and enamored with cock, I would devour this sweet little tart.” — Ella Dominguez Copy Share Image
“A Prince asked the dying spanish statesman, "Does your Excellency forgive all your enemies?" "I do not have to forgive all my… — Robert Greene Copy Share Image
“Have you ever noticed that folks will say ‘Look, he has his mama’s eyes’ or ‘his daddy’s nose,’ but they never say… — Suzie Quint Copy Share Image
“I'm half good and I'm half bad. My mama is a very good girl and my daddy is a very bad boy.… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
“In my family nudity just doesn’t exist; I’m pretty sure my parents were both born fully clothed and still shower that way.” — Huston Piner Copy Share Image
“Did you ever notice how the words Attention and Alienation look the same when you are staring at them from a distance?” — Alisia Compton Copy Share Image
“I've always worried a lot. And frankly I'm good at it." The late Erma Bombeck, one of the funniest women ever.” — Catherine Robertson Copy Share Image
“I observe that there is a good deal of German music on the programme, which is rather more to my taste than… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“A bug lies in quiet repose; when he passed no one knows. Did he suffer, was he pained? Before he died, was… — Nikhil Sharda Copy Share Image
