“Is he your only child? I asked, "my only son" padma said. "My condolences" I said…Anita Blake” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“Chomsky is a pencil-and-paper theoretician who wouldn't know Jabba the Hutt from the Cookie Monster,” — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
“if everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane(T-Shirt)” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Good judgment comes from experience, and experience - well, that comes from poor judgment.” — A.A.Milne Copy Share Image
“Enjoy every ounce of your life, get high and be sincere to anybody that comes around you.” — Salman Aditya Copy Share Image
“Yea though I walk through the Valley of Death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the baddest M-F in the… — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“Quote from In Love of Honey, Money…and My Virgin Passport If you think you’ve the most wicked sense of humour, try life!” — Mita Jain Copy Share Image
“How beautiful would history have been if it could be written beforehand and then acted out like drama!” — Aihebholo-oria Okonoboh Copy Share Image
“His question is pretty dangerous for me to try to answer, so I don’t—it continues to hang out there like the stained… — Jen Naumann Copy Share Image
“... but some say that reality is what happens inside a writer's head, and it is fiction which takes place outside it.” — Barry A. Whittingham Copy Share Image
“I meditate fourteen hours a day—two hours out of bed and twelve hours in bed. The mortals call it sleeping, but the… — Merlin Franco Copy Share Image
“We are not in a foul humor, Belkin. We are in a corrupt-tempered moon. There is a difference, you know.” — Rachel Heffington Copy Share Image
“Mr. and Mrs. Lowell are not receiving." What the hell did that mean? "I'm not throwing a forty-yard pass. I just have… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“MTV used to be about music, chickpea," he'd say. "Music. Now it's about morons doing moronic things. Video didn't just kill the… — Lexxie Couper Copy Share Image
“The first thing that struck you about Claire’s plate was its vast emptiness. Of course I’m well aware that, in the better… — Herman Koch Copy Share Image
“Ladies, I have bad news for you. Men are pigs. No really. I know you think you know what I'm talking about… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a… — Brandy Potter Copy Share Image
“Teela turned to Severn. "I'm having trouble remembering why I haven't strangled her yet." Severn shrugged. "I have that problem myself some… — Michelle Sagara West Copy Share Image
“The truckers are staring," I said after a few seconds. It was true. They were. The whole row of them was doing… — Nick Burd Copy Share Image
“The correspondent wondered ingenuously how in the name of all that was sane could there be people who thought it amusing to… — Stephen Crane Copy Share Image
“What is it you’re interested in exactly?” the man asked slowly. “Just the color?” “I think we both know,” said Adrian cunningly.… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Oh my God! You little slut! You want to have a good date with him and want to have ten thousand of… — J. Sterling Copy Share Image
“Much of writing might be described as mental pregnancy with successive difficult deliveries. J.B. PRIESTLEY” — Janice Lane Palko Copy Share Image
“Men are born with a great asset of weak memory, especially for the bad moments. It’s not the same with women though.… — Mita Jain Copy Share Image
“...every year for decades there had been great excitement over the Largest Vegetable competition ("That would be my husband", was the standard… — G.M. Malliet Copy Share Image
“Chances are that there are white people who brag about being the first to move out of a suburb that has been… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Oh, drat the men! No matter what they do, it's the wrong thing. And no matter who they are, it's somebody they… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
“The Butcher of Babylon featured in over 500 porn films between 1974 and 1982, and was best known for his motto: Come… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“I've never been a big fan of exercise. I just can't think of any other way to feel good." Kinsey Milhone” — Sue Grafton Copy Share Image
“well you can be sure I'd stop forcing the poor Jews to tart up their humble little temple dedication anniversary into some… — agusten burroughs Copy Share Image
“I'm writing a book on Procrastination. I hope to start it tomorrow. I've been thinking about it for almost six years now.” — Ron Moore Copy Share Image
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“Give a man a beer, the remote and a La-Z-Boy and he’s a happy camper! All Things Caveman humor cartoon book will… — Laurie Foxx Copy Share Image
“There are two secrets to a successful marriage. The first is having a husband who makes you laugh. The second is never… — John Hartnett Copy Share Image
“Sebastian stayed seated at his computer chair and pondered. Time travel … I don’t have the time to time travel! he moaned.” — G.E.F. Neilson Copy Share Image
“She never saw the point of making fun of strangers – how could you possibly know enough about them to hit below… — Daniel Marks Copy Share Image
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