I don't need therapy. I'm not going to see a therapist; comedy acts as my therapy. I put my problems out there.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“He yawned again, this time very loudly, and lazily opened his eyes. "I'm sorry I woke you up," she said quickly. "Was… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
Humor, to be comprehensible to anybody, must be built upon a foundation with which he is familiar. If he can't see the… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
My administration will be more supportive of the good works done here than any administration in the history of this country because… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
You've a very important, early decision to make in your life: are you going to be alone, or are you going to… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“Crazy moment!! When you suddenly laughed because you remember something funny and then realised that strangers were lookin at you weirdly (why… — Khaled Copy Share Image
I thought that I was going to be a stand-up comedian or an actress. Turns out, I can't act my way out… — Michelle Lujan Grisham Copy Share Image
It's very important when making a friend to check and see if they have a private plane. People think a good personality… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
You hear people talking about a Scottish sense of humour, or a Glaswegian sense of humour, all sorts of countries and cities… — Limmy Copy Share Image
I'm fluffy and I'm not as pretty naked as I once was. Duh, its called life without good genes, proper diet, regular… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Comedy comes from pain, and no one knows that better than this woman Roseanne Barr—who was molested as a child. Uch. That… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
“I just think it's fortunate that Sir Isaac Newton didn't share the sense of humor of a member of the public, because… — Stewart Lee Copy Share Image
[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian. I make comic films and there are certain ideas that occur to me that are comic, with heavy, serious… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“I remember the very day, sometime during the first two weeks of my five-year amorous sojourn in Brutland, when I was made… — Spiros Doikas Copy Share Image
Gallows humor is part of our coping mechanism. It's part of our grief process. If we don't know what else to do,… — James Roday Copy Share Image
When I was a boy, my mom wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In… — Jeff Shaw Copy Share Image
Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's… — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
“Garrick was panting when he replied, “You’re not forcing me to do anything. I just want you to be sure. You can… — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
“Scene: Darkness. Suddenly, a single spotlight illuminates Apollo standing on the front porch of the Big House. The house is a bold… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“I realized then what had happened. She had turned us--all of us, except for Mouse--into great, gaunt, long-legged hounds. Wonderful!" Lea said,… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
With comedy, it's really hard to tell if something's working on the page - you really need the actors to bring it… — Maggie Carey Copy Share Image
Comedy is much more challenging, because you have to have the same level of belief but you have to make people laugh,… — Jenna Elfman Copy Share Image
“At best he read popular science magazines like the Scientific American he had now, to keep himself up-to-date, in layman's terms, with… — Ian McEwan Copy Share Image
“I've created a monster, haven't I?" said Merlin, staring at the animated figure incredulously. "I think that, technically, I was already a… — FayJay Copy Share Image
“You always collect your debts this promptly?” Thrazo asked when he couldn’t handle the oppressive silence. “When they matter.” “And this one… — J.L. Coulbeck Copy Share Image
“The only type of humor that is excused lower classness is satire, and satire is the chamber music of comedy - a… — A.A. Gill Copy Share Image
She taught me to revel. She taught me to wonder. She taught me to laugh. My sense of humor had always measured… — Jerry Spinelli Copy Share Image
“Bunny plucked the lit cigarette from Dylan’s lips and slipped it between her own. “Always offer a lady a cigarette after sex.… — Ana B. Good Copy Share Image
“To ask a man whether or not he has a girlfriend is to talk about his sex life. If you disagree with… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Don't be careless about yourselves--on the other hand not too careful. Live well but do not flaunt it. Laugh a little and… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
jokes are ideally pleasurable. They are an act of assassination without a corpse, a moment of total annihilation that paradoxically makes anything… — Penelope Gilliatt Copy Share Image
She [Comedy] it is who proposes the correcting of pretentiousness, of inflation, of dulness, and of the vestiges of rawness and grossness… — George Meredith Copy Share Image
If people want to see something, I am more than happy to do it. Then I know everybody likes comedy. I do… — Arshad Warsi Copy Share Image
“I'm half good and I'm half bad. My mama is a very good girl and my daddy is a very bad boy.… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
“My therapist told me that I over-analyze everything. I explained to him that he only thinks this because of his unhappy relationship… — Michel Templet Copy Share Image
She is like a book with many pages, like a novel with ironic flaws, unpredictable twist with a dash of sarcastic humor,… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
“I try to think up material that might apply to the subjects they are studying. How many mitochondria does it take to… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Humour and high seriousness... Perfect bedfellows, I think. Though I usually phrase it in terms of comedy and darkness. Comedy without darkness… — Mark Haddon Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is a sickness. Who wouldn't want a room full of people laughing and screaming at you just because of who… — Howie Mandel Copy Share Image
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