“But my mother was aglow. She had a continuing fascination with celebrities, and now she had one of her own. She was… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
My influences are a wide variety: from Dave Chappelle stand-up comedy specials on YouTube, to watching chick-flick comedy movies, to scrolling through… — Rich Brian Copy Share Image
You'll hear people say it's racist to test. Folks, it's racist not to test. Because guess who gets shuffled through the system… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Because I produce a comedy festival and because I write and all of that stuff, I've seen the relationship that actors can… — Janet Varney Copy Share Image
“I'll talk to him before I go," Carlos grumbled. "And what about the girls?" Toni asked. "They need you, Carlos." "They need… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
There are a lot of explorations on TV of romantic relationships, and some are good and some are bad. I think there… — David Shore Copy Share Image
“He grinned, and right then it occurred to him that he hadn't enjoyed himself so much with a woman in a very… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to… — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“The thought of abandoning his friend to save himself was never an option. He collapsed, pushing even closer to Raimie. Pressing his… — Wendy Owens Copy Share Image
So, Im thinking of a name for a villain that has a sense of humor. I thought of The Joker as a… — Jerry Robinson Copy Share Image
Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label… — Peter Sellers Copy Share Image
“He’s a dumb ass,” Emilio said to me. “I’m almost finished.” The second he was out of earshot, Marcus sauntered back up… — Sarah Ockler Copy Share Image
When Steampunk meets adventure and adventure meets comedy and comedy meets ingenuity and ingenuity meets charm and charm meets wonder and wonder… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
“Staring at my smoldering hot date, her husband stands tall for the first time in a decade, adjusting his toupee while flashing… — Brett Tate Copy Share Image
I see the relationship sincerity/humor differently. Instead of seeing a balance between them, I see them more inextricably linked, as if one… — Alex Lemon Copy Share Image
“ 'Not drinking?' Collin asked coolly. 'I only drink the blood of virgins,' Logan quipped. 'You must be dehydrated then.' A slow… — Lia Black Copy Share Image
I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what… — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
“Cthulhu seems like kind of a wuss if he can be trapped by a sinking island or killed by a boat." "That’s… — Kenneth Hite Copy Share Image
As a writer, I haven't delved into dramatic writing. As an actor, I could always, even more so than comedy, do drama.… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if… — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I would have to ask the questioner. I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning. On… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
It is a curious fact, but a fact it is, that your witty people are the most hard-hearted in the world. The… — Letitia Elizabeth Landon Copy Share Image
“Quick, I told myself. Try to remember what you learned from Jimbo's Self Defence for Young Ladies. Jimbo was a beefy man… — The Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
Humor is really important to me. All my favorite writers are writers I consider to be funny, including Tolstoy and Dostoevsky, even… — Elif Batuman Copy Share Image
“. "I should be home by midnight." "Dad, I need a car." "Uh-huh. And I need a villa in the south of… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
AUSTRALIA, n. A country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I'm sure I've all but lost friends by maintaining that, despite their love for it, I always saw Stanley Kramer's 'It's a… — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
I think people don't understand that comedy is an outlet for me. Comedy allows me to get outside of myself, and exercise… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
The doctor looked at my cardiogram and made that "hmmmm" noise that doctors are taught in medical school so they won't come… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Just don't eat all of it," Ram fusses. "It could be tampered with. You should show it to your dad first, he'll… — Rose Christo Copy Share Image
Seriousness is equated with responsibility, when, in fact, I think we would be much more responsible if we had more joy and… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
“Courage is not beating up the bully or letting the bully beat you up, it is standing strong before the bully and… — Toni Sorenson Copy Share Image
Hollywood constantly wants to label you and type you into a certain category, 'Oh he's a comedy guy,' or the weirdo character… — Sam Rockwell Copy Share Image
I think critics tend to think that comedy is freakin' math. Like, this is the Pythagorean Theorem. They're not sophisticated enough to… — Ken Jeong Copy Share Image
I read and learned and fretted more about Canada after I left than I ever did while I was home. I absorbed… — Will Ferguson Copy Share Image
“If you're a boy, any display of sensitivity is gay. Compassion is gay. Crying is supergay. Reading is usually gay. Certain songs… — Gavin Extence Copy Share Image
“Actually, the Sniper's sense of humor frightened Amy more than anything else. The parody of Carla's poem had been witty, the rudeness… — Jincy Willett Copy Share Image
“But I want to see Clara, Charlie's friend, who's right up my street. I want to see her because I don't know… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
It's quite frightening; the business of trying to be funny is very hairy. In comedy, the potential for humiliation is huge. Trying… — Emily Mortimer Copy Share Image
