I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, "Doesn't wine give you a headache?" "Yeah, eventually, but the first and the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“PDR: Persons of Dubious Reality; refugees from the collective consciousness. Uninvited visitors who have fallen through the grating that divides the real,… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
Well, it's an unimaginable honor to be the president during the Fourth of July of this country. It means what these words… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Satire, whilst envy and ill-humor sway The mind of man, must always make her way; Nor to a bosom, with discretion fraught,… — Charles Churchill Copy Share Image
“Depending on your own background and life experiences, this may or may not be new to you, but after an eight-to-twelve-hour day,… — Baratunde Thurston Copy Share Image
My favorite comedy is self-effacing, where the person doing the joke is the butt of it. That's always been the stuff I've… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
I didn't go up in a comedy club until I was in my late teens, because I didn't know where to get… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
“I’m glad you’re gay,” she said solemnly, “because that way, if I can’t have you, no one can.” “Um, Rocher,” I mentioned,… — Paul Rudnick Copy Share Image
“Joan and the Judge had gone to a Sunday brunch with friends. They would be home shortly, in good spirits probably, unless… — Peter Hedges Copy Share Image
When I had the idea for 'Shopaholic', it was as though a light switched on. I realised I actually wanted to write… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“Our first point of discussion is the hunt. (...) My idea is to start the film with an image of the vixen… — Emma Thompson Copy Share Image
“Humor relieves the tension between what we see or desire but repress in order to sustain a survivable illusion about the world… — Lynda Williams Copy Share Image
“´Well, don´t cry about it, mother,´ said I, for the tears were gushing from her eyes, ´there, let that kiss efface the… — Anne Brontë Copy Share Image
Somebody who opposes Trump is wound so tight, they're not funny people anyway, that they don't get his humor. They really believe… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“This is another one that perplexes me. "Would you like your milk in a bag?" "No, I think it's fine inside that… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
The entire Bible, viewed as a "divine comedy," is contained within a U-shaped story of this sort, one in which man, as… — Northrop Frye Copy Share Image
“For an age we stood there like that, me holding him by the collar of his jacket and kissing him for all… — Rosemary Clement-Moore Copy Share Image
“You are, however, surprisingly light of touch.” “Pardon?” “The way you’re holding my hand. I always thought you’d be more of a… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“My mother is European and expresses her love through food and cuddling. She wasn't the type of mother who would make it… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“I think anyone who stops at a gas station at night is up to no good. I think that if cops want… — Bill Konigsberg Copy Share Image
“I don't care how old you are, or what background you come from, there are two universal truths. We will always laugh… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Yes but the point is that you can go to the ballet with me or a baseball game or a concert and… — Mary Calmes Copy Share Image
“Cordelia – “Why so rough?” Aral – “It’s very poor. It was the town center during the time Isolation. And it hasn’t… — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
“Not going to walk me to the door?" I asked, pretending to be shocked at his lack of gallantry. "Of course I… — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
“Why are you limping like that?' Nicholas demanded. 'I'm swaggering,' I informed him. 'You look like you're wearing a diaper.' Charming. And… — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
The person sending ironic text messages has no idea that their voice does not sound so great in text. There's no dry… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
The British are proud of their ability to create a muddle and then muddle through all difficulties. I must shake the British… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
Macro humor is just a person being themselves in a situation, saying whatever they're going to say, and it's funny because of… — Susanna Fogel Copy Share Image
“The selection process is simple. Hubby exhausts every ploy in his psychological arsenal to filter out the liars, fakes, and undesirables. (If… — Daniel Stern Copy Share Image
I asked Mr. Vann which O levels you need to write situation comedy for television. Mr. Vann said that you don't need… — Sue Townsend Copy Share Image
“I'm looking for a man" Bree started. "Aren't we all, dear? All I got's bread and doughnuts, but they're the next best… — Anita Clenney Copy Share Image
I love writing comedy and being a part of it, but as a visual, physical presence in a story, I probably am… — Bob Odenkirk Copy Share Image
“When did this fiend strike last?" Ah . . . The last report was from the Dominican Republic. That was, let me… — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
People often can't separate, or can't understand, that to be funny is to be serious; it's a way of pulling people in… — Nick Cave Copy Share Image
Dad had a music store, and he'd often bring home comedy albums that I would listen to. I started listening to Bob… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
This is me yesterday.. I was hyper, funny and awkward. And so I went to Rocky and said,''My right boob is bigger… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
We made our Moriarty very different to [Conan] Doyle's. He's Irish, and he brings all his charm, his twinkle and his humor… — Mark Gatiss Copy Share Image
Well, he doesn't make me laugh. I think I've got a fair sense of humour but I can't really see it in… — Ian St. John Copy Share Image
Oh, I don't know. I prefer to think that when they're at home, the Silent Brothers are much like us. Playing practical… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Syahdan, Presiden Sarkozy menghadiahkan komik Asterix kepada anak Presiden Obama. Saya tak tahu apa pesannya. Tapi mungkin ini: di dunia ini, nak,… — Goenawan Mohamad Copy Share Image
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