“Eisenhower and Patton, old friends and figures crucial to the Allies' upcoming success, conferred over yet another gaffe on Patton's part that… — Jean Edward Smith Copy Share Image
The truth is, I've never thought of myself as the Michael Jordan of comedy. And that's a good thing. You know why?… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
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I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
People don't like to be lectured to, but if you can make them laugh, their defenses come down, and for the time… — Paul Krassner Copy Share Image
“He thought he saw some horses, too, and a clown, but it was the faces of all those dead raptors that really… — Vernon D. Burns Copy Share Image
Life is a little easier for attractive people. Think about it: if a stranger smiles at you and they’re attractive, you think,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Peter Cooper looks at the world with an artist's eye and a human heart and soul. His songs are the work of… — Kris Kristofferson Copy Share Image
“...O-suzu left whatever work she was doing at her sewing machine and dragged Takeo back to O-yoshi and her son. How dare… — Ryunosuke Akutagawa Copy Share Image
“Times are a’changing, my man. Welcome to the new real world where fat people don’t have to hate themselves anymore. Thank God… — Stephanie McAfee Copy Share Image
“He studied my appearance carefully. “You cut your hair.” “Yes. Do you like it?” “That depends. How long is it?” I pulled… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“He hangs up. "Told her it was a butt dial. She was very understanding." I blink. "Let me get this straight. You… — Andrea Portes Copy Share Image
You can still have comedy which is sensitive to the topic, where you're laughing at the right part of it, you're not… — Rachel Parris Copy Share Image
Confidence is the only key. I know a lot of people who aren't traditionally 'beautiful' - not symmetrical or perfect-bodied or perfect-skinned.… — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
“He looked distraught, though perhaps he always looked like that, given that he didn’t eat enough or sleep enough or witness sunlight… — Molly Collier Copy Share Image
I'm sick and tired of our generation being called the TV generation. What do you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
In school, I was playing old men and women, babies, Russian people, and all sorts of weird parts - a lot of… — Taylor Schilling Copy Share Image
I listen to very little music, particularly contemporary. If I listen to it, it's going to be my own music, some arrangement… — Kate Bush Copy Share Image
A lot of people who do drama say comedy is the hardest thing, but, not wanting to sound like a bighead, comedy… — Nick Frost Copy Share Image
“I'm seriously going to be sick, C.P.," I said and turned away. "Hey, serial killer dude!" I called out toward the street.… — James Patterson Confessions The Private school Murders Copy Share Image
“I've given her signs! I've given her plenty of signs. What does she want me to do? Slap him across the face… — Molly Ringle Copy Share Image
His beauty isnt't what makes me love him more with each day that passes by but his sense of humour, his sweetness,… — Josephine Copy Share Image
What I found most fun is just trying to get other people to crack up. That's always something that will help a… — Joe Lo Truglio Copy Share Image
I don't stay in the genre because I just like all stories that have a smart hook in them and I can… — Jay Roach Copy Share Image
I get the greatest joy from just doing anything, being an actor. Doing music, and doing what I love to do. I… — John C. Reilly Copy Share Image
What you want in an interview is four things: You want someone who can explain what they do very well, who can… — Larry King Copy Share Image
“I still don't know why we didn't hire a car to get around Ireland." "When I was a kid, I always dreamed… — Nina Bangs Copy Share Image
Then Saturday Night Live spawns... well, everything right down to American Pie 9, where all humor has to be irrelevant, which can… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
When you make a drama, you spend all day beating a guy to death with a hammer, or what have you. Or,… — Robert De Niro Copy Share Image
Sometimes there's a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I've ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
“I'm hitting the shower," Reyes said, nodding to Ubbie. "Don't hit George." I scowled at him. His shower was magnificent. I'd named… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I'm making fun of myself and I think I'm making fun of all men in our desperate, desperate attempt to understand the… — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
“It’s good,” Jackson said. “You’re just saying that,” I replied. “No, really, it’s good. A little greasy….” “The grease is part of… — Nick Wilgus Copy Share Image
“Now, Benny was no eejit. He wasn't expecting the Tunisian nationals to be Irish. What he did expect was darkish people with… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Thank heaven I don't inherit God from anybody! I am free to make mine up as I wish Him. He's kind and… — Jean Webster Copy Share Image
“ "Screw the oath." I lean in until I feel her breath against my face, then I stop. I don't want to… — Shannon Messenger Copy Share Image
Women don't have a sense of humor. They don't need one. The Almighty made them as a permanent joke on men. From… — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
I grew up with Forrest J. Ackerman's 'Famous Monsters of Filmland' along with a plethora of movie tomes and wanted to write… — Harry Knowles Copy Share Image
Although I love this kind of comedy, sometimes I feel trapped by always having to be the most outrageous guy in the… — Chris Farley Copy Share Image
Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
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