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I think it's true of every great comedy that it's rooted in some dramatic, incredibly personal truth. And it's true of all… — Lucas Hedges Copy Share Image
I know the world is pretty intense, but in my opinion, there's nothing more perilous than being a teenager and watching a… — Phoebe Robinson Copy Share Image
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“when I felt a sudden sharp poke in my rear, and turning round, was horrified at the apparition of Captain Peleg in… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
“This was a vagrant of sixty-five, who was going to prison for not playing the flute; or, in other words, for begging… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
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“Kylie, the fashion outcast, was in jeans, a Golden State Warriors sweatshirt, and some residual wood shavings. The fact that she had… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
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“I've never, ever, ever -- in my entire life -- fought over a man. I've fought women who've hit me because of… — Karen E. Quinones Miller Copy Share Image
If there's anything I hate more than a stupid action comedy, it's an incompetent stupid action comedy. It's not so bad it's… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
You'll be riding along in an automobile. You'll be the driver perhaps. You're a Christian. There'll be several people in the automobile… — Jerry Falwell Copy Share Image
When I feel well and in a good humour, or when I am taking a drive or walking after a good meal,… — Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Copy Share Image
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When I was younger, I used humour as a tool to avoid getting too serious with people - if there was deep… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
“Artículo 37. Un Colega no está obligado a abrirle caballerosamente la puerta a nadie [...], ellas mismas pueden abrir las puertas. Seamos… — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“Early on, Zinkoff's mother impressed upon her son the etiquette of throwing up: That is, do not throw up at random, but… — Jerry Spinelli Copy Share Image
“And indeed there will be time To wonder, 'Do I shed?' and, 'Do I shed?' Time to turn back and stretch out… — Henry N. Beard Copy Share Image
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“A misunderstanding?" Elizabeth echoed. "With an anvil?" "Oh, stop," Harriet admonished her. "I think he looks very dashing." "As if he dashed… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“In my experience, the ex-military guys came in two types. The first grew long hair, sprouted beards, and indulged in all the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
What I'm trying to do through comedy is to be a solution. I'm trying to do something because the world is so… — Omid Djalili Copy Share Image
I find that working with friends is always the goal, even if it's just one person. Because the comedy community is kind… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
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When I teach the formal curriculum, I have the chance to think about it ahead of time. I can rehearse it. I… — John Ortberg Copy Share Image
“She turned and smiled. “Kitchen-sink pasta.” “My favorite. But you really ought to come up with a better name for it than… — Leesa Freeman Copy Share Image
There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
At one point, I was in a place where it didn't feel like it was going to happen, and I was feeling… — Zachary Knighton Copy Share Image
I met a bunch of people and they said, "We're gonna do a show [Second City]." So we would buy the theater… — Simon Helberg Copy Share Image
When it comes to black female comedians, it's like, if you're not overweight, are you funny? There's rules, like, you can't be… — Yvonne Orji Copy Share Image
The idea of surprise is part of what makes something funny, or what gets a reaction. At least when I'm an audience… — Charlyne Yi Copy Share Image
You do develop a taste as an actress: Chekhov, Ayckbourn: it's the combination of comedy and human drama. I would never want… — Katherine Parkinson Copy Share Image
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