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“Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl's panties.” — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
T20 is generally the fun side of cricket. You've got to have a sense of humour. Some days you can turn up… — Ben Stokes Copy Share Image
“it will be generally found that the popular joke is not true to the letter, but is true to the spirit. The… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“You’re getting ahead of yourself, Danika!” she said bracingly. “One thing at a time. Those home things can be wrong! Don’t panic… — Madelaine Montague Copy Share Image
I do find that humor helps in relationships. It certainly helps in my marriage now because I'm a very, very fallible person.… — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
“Zach shoveled another spoonful of Fruit Loops cereal with milk into his mouth. “It is not possible!” “How do you know? Just… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
I bought Windows 2.0, Windows 3.0, Windows 3.1415926, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows ME, Windows RSVP, The Best of Windows, Windows Strikes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Don't worry." Arriane stood next to Luce. This place is like a reject revolving door. People come and go all the time… — Lauren Kate Copy Share Image
“I ran through a restaurant like the fraught heroine in a romantic comedy," I reminded him in a whisper. "That's crazy. That's… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it?… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“What’s this ” “A needle.” “What should I do with it ” He’d walked right into it. Too easy. “Please use it… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Both conservatives and liberals watch 'Parks and Recreation,' and they each think the show is for them, which is really cool. 'SNL'… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
It's so hard for me to kind of fall in love with comedy, but if something comes my way... I mean, I… — Aaron Paul Copy Share Image
“Societies and people that come close to being happy are those that do well in narrowing the disparity between their desires and… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
“The kind of lies that someone tells us gives us an idea of how stupid, knowledgeable, intelligent, or ignorant they are …… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
A Murphy [Eddie Murphy] movie is like a Sidney Poitier comedy - he's that intensely good... He revolutionized acting. He's literally black… — Scott Raab Copy Share Image
I like to watch and perform the kind of comedy that comes out of the situation - where the character is really… — Judge Reinhold Copy Share Image
“...I think I saw something orange pass beneath a streetlight. That means she turned the corner on Pecan Street. Wait right here,… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“As a general rule, if anyone ever asks you to put stockings on a ninety-year old deceased Romanian woman with oedema, your… — Caitlin Doughty Copy Share Image
“my academic career was indifferent to the point of beauty- I was so unremarkable, in every way, that the unvarying precision of… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. Its the first time an entire Third World country will have to… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“Ben, there are more important things going on,” I answered. “DESIGNATED DRIVER!” “What?” “You’re my designated driver! Yes! You are so designated!… — John Green Copy Share Image
I enjoy watching a woman with really bad teeth and a good sense of humor struggling to use her lips and tongue… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Most will do what’s comfortable because, let’s face it, we all like guarantees. Working a draining 9-to-5 will guarantee that your rent… — Jayme Karales Copy Share Image
“A daffodil bulb will divide and redivide endlessly. That's why, like the peony, it is one of the few flowers you can… — Cassandra Danz Copy Share Image
A serious warning to all my friends. drinking & driving is extremely dangerous . Sunday evening while driving, My friend took his… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
“You're my sister," he said finally. "My sister, my blood, my family. I should want to protect you" - he laughed soundlessly… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Everybody says how hard comedy is, but, when it comes time to honor things, whether it's on a weekly critical basis or… — Ivan Reitman Copy Share Image
Class never runs scared. It is sure-footed and confident, and it can handle whatever comes along. Class has a sense of humor.… — Nate Copy Share Image
“In the days approaching Christmas, she always reminds me of the previous year: 'Jane crocheted you an entire poncho, and all you… — Sara Baume Copy Share Image
It is a cliche, and it is also true, that humor springs from existential pain - from a need to blunt the… — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
“You may marry Miss Grey for her fifteen pounds but you will always be my Willoughby. My nightmare. My sorrow. My past.… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
It's certainly easy to mock some things ... Oddly enough though I've never found it easy to mock anything of value. Only… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
The truth is, I should have never done teaching. I did teaching because I didn't have the bottle to have a go… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
The trick. . .is to find the balance between the bright colors of humor and the serious issues of identity, self-loathing, and… — Wendy Wasserstein Copy Share Image
Kaizad Gustad is quite crazy, and he has weird ideas, and 'Boom' is one such idea. It's a crazy film by a… — Amitabh Bachchan Copy Share Image
Catholic schools carry out a great mission, to serve God by building knowledge and character... By teaching the word of God, you… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
You know, Freud accepted his lot very stoically and very well and with a sense of humor. He aged and died gracefully,… — Viggo Mortensen Copy Share Image